Petite fat boi vs TOTAL TOWERING CHAD

T H E A R T O F T H E D E A L

Chad sitting position activated

GOD

Amazing

EMPEROR

TRUMP

The Trump stumps again

Can’t stump the Trump

So much winning

First US president to meet the jongs

Only POTUS with the balls

Wish him or Nige would become UK prime minister for us bongs over here

WE HAVE THE B E S T ASIANS

GREAT PEOPLE

Seriously

many of us weren't around when reagan welcomed Gorbachuv, this is our equivalent but better (imo)

They better give him a peace prize after this

Obama pre-emptively stole it

YOINK

what a fag

Whilst conducting multiple wars

If the negotiations go well they better give him it

still dont even know what obama did to earn it. was it because he married a trans woman? was it that one time he made the white house rainbow colors even tho he started his presidency opposing gay marriage?

Let’s be fair he only won it for being the first chimp in the whitehouse

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C H I M P E D

After his first presidency he should make an art of the deal 2 the modern version

Obama won it cuz he played Lego Star Wars WITH cheats. Trump will win it without cheats, By Speedrun

BREAKING NEWS-MILLIONS of Millennial Democrats expected in ER after Trump meets Kim Jong Un

I've been working a lot, what time EST is this meeting taking place?

Its happening right now

My fox news live stream isn't loading Just joined discord to see if I could find an update, ty

Theyre meeting thats all

4am eastern news confrence

Sean Hannity just said how the Democrats are trying to set themselves up for if trump doesnt get everything done in that one meeting. Just like how we all said

That they met and no one died is pretty big imo

Trump seemed optimistic

If he cant sweet talk him no one can