Message from Kermit in Subverse #newsroom


2019-01-24 17:39:35 UTC  

My friend says his theory is that he has untreared schitzofrenia or however you spell it too lazy rn.

2019-01-24 17:39:38 UTC  

About him

2019-01-24 17:39:43 UTC  

Tf

2019-01-24 17:39:49 UTC  

What damn

2019-01-24 17:39:52 UTC  

It makes him feel like he's hyper-eccentric.

2019-01-24 17:40:02 UTC  

You see his videos? Can't stop figeting.

2019-01-24 17:40:05 UTC  

Jesus

2019-01-24 17:40:20 UTC  

He's not fit for president then

2019-01-24 17:40:23 UTC  

Like a sugar high kid on ADHD without his meds. I know because thats me when I'm not on my meds after a smoothie.

2019-01-24 17:40:29 UTC  

He's british!

2019-01-24 17:40:35 UTC  

He can't even RUN.

2019-01-24 17:40:39 UTC  

It's illegal.

2019-01-24 17:40:49 UTC  

I could just imagine the guy is like fidgeting and accidentally presses the **nuke the world** button

2019-01-24 17:41:11 UTC  

One bad comment the entire fucking family gets Romanov'd.

2019-01-24 17:41:17 UTC  

Fucking launches a missile at Russia

2019-01-24 17:41:19 UTC  

😂

2019-01-24 17:41:26 UTC  

Lmao thats true

2019-01-24 17:41:41 UTC  

Everything has McAfee Virus protector.

2019-01-24 17:41:44 UTC  

Even condoms.

2019-01-24 17:41:47 UTC  

Tf

2019-01-24 17:41:49 UTC  

O no

2019-01-24 17:41:49 UTC  

You know what?

2019-01-24 17:41:54 UTC  

That would help.

2019-01-24 17:41:58 UTC  

He's a part of the sex industry?

2019-01-24 17:42:00 UTC  

Eradicate STD's.

2019-01-24 17:42:03 UTC  

True

2019-01-24 17:42:03 UTC  

No im joking.

2019-01-24 17:42:15 UTC  

I was going along with the joke

2019-01-24 17:42:50 UTC  

Also im sure the migrants and India could use those McAfee condoms

2019-01-24 17:43:07 UTC  

They have waaaaay to many kids

2019-01-24 17:43:21 UTC  

we just need to

2019-01-24 17:43:27 UTC  

Same goes for the hoods in america

2019-01-24 17:43:35 UTC  

SATIRE

2019-01-24 17:43:37 UTC  

SATIRE

2019-01-24 17:43:43 UTC  

DONT BAN ME PLEASE ITS COMEDIC SATIRE.

2019-01-24 17:43:50 UTC  

Fuck

2019-01-24 17:43:52 UTC  

I didnt see it

2019-01-24 17:43:53 UTC  

Pm me

2019-01-24 17:43:54 UTC  

😂 😂 😂

2019-01-24 17:44:00 UTC  

What the hell did you send