Radivici!

Start the Invasion!

*vomits profusely @Thornberry*

You are now infected with a Symbiotic and Sentient Viral organism

Her name is Akie

*laughs maniacally in Alien Warlord*

Oh yeah... I almost forgot...

About that list thing

9. Access to POTUS emergency hotline announcement thing that all phones are connected too

Need to send a message to the Lizard People that Raindriar, the Rock of Hanselus is here to kick everyone's ass, eat spaghetti and play frisbee with Autistic people

Also I need to vomit the Symbiote to everyone in this Server now

Don't worry everyone will get a free book I kindly translated from Osikin:

"Sentient Symbiotic Viral Organisms and Me part 1"

All 3 other parts are sold separately... Remind me to murder the English Osikin Translator after this shit is over

K THnx bye

Who is Matt Gaetz?

I know everyone else but never heard of him

By the way... The Symbiotes gave me a Memo that they need to learn how to adapt to this Earth Spice you call 'Peppermint' so...

Anyone who is infected with one pls do me a favor and eat some Peppermint Candy too.

Anyways... Here have a photo of a Stoopid Cat to entertain you while I go Genghis Khan on some Lizards

Btw, you may experience some weird changes into your appetite that involves Raw Eggs, Raw Beef, Four Seasons and Pickled Cabbages.

This normal...

Perfectly Normal

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What in the name of god are you

I am an Alien Warlord from beyond Alpha Centauri

Who also is an accomplished Bio Engineer

Anyways... What you also need to worry about is not getting a Sore Throat as a result of that Symbiote Akie is inside you now

Stay Sufficiently hydrated

For about the next 2 weeks

You will be Growling alot

PS also call me at the unlikely chance your eyes get Elongated

That is not supposed to happen...

One of my minions will com to fix it

2x K thnx bye I am gonna go on my quest to annex the Erf

I heard that after Area 51 there will now be a Raid Vatican Archives now

Gonna see if I can clap some Succbus Butt Cheeks and get my hands on a Crucifix that can shoot laser beams

I’m doing some political campaigning this weekend

I got a question

How do make 4,000 working class people vote for conservatives? Or anyone put labour

Like these are people who are deep down right wingers but have been disillusioned to vote labour ask they think the Labour Party cares for them

Maybe if I illustrate labours policies about migrants, Brexit and hate speech laws. They’ll change their mind