It's not a sham, it's a plague.

could be worse, you could be mansplaining DURING the date

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this is true

With a sham, you can figure out that it's bad, and then opt out.

With a plague, you can acknowledge how bad it is, and that DOESN'T HELP YOU.

it's raining outside

is it worth going to get food

even though it's like 100 ft away

Don't be a baby

Embrace the rain

Be a baby.

be weathersexual

Babies are cute. I like em.

embrace the rain

weathersexual

that's a thing now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qruhbYlpvgM

Don't even bother with an umbrella or anything just go for it

go naked

yeah

on a far left college campus

this will end well

How far?

how far what

Left

I can throw a rock from m

oh

I thought you meant how far to the food

We talkin'... Che Guevara t-shirt left

Or wot

Kill whitey left?

he thinks that all girls are constantly afraid of being raped on any date, and because of this, men are not allowed to ask for things such as "can you help me split the bill" or "why am I expected to be masucline"

far left enough that they support speakers who say this

--Well how left do you need to be to wanna kill whitey.

I hate whitey...

Go wearing only an LGBT flag

good idea

Untouchable

Whitey can go pound sand, that's what I say.

I'll run naked to their new queer space

"let me in or you're a bigot"