im looking at guitar pedals on aliexpress

im almost considering it too

what the fuck

wow. Just as im looking at chinko pedals, my vintageasfuck russian ElectroHarmonix Big Muff Pi dies

why the fuck does Taobao want my phone number

alright, im gonna buy a guitar pedal off chinkland. Since they're the same price, whats a better idea: Ebay or Ali?

yeah

they do, but i trust the likes of ebay/paypal more than chingchongchinglers

in fairness though, every time ive had to use ali's protection, it's gone well

but same with ebay

oh wait ebay is a dollar fifty more

oh fuck, alibaba has my phone number. I've been harassing chinese businessmen all week for free samples

they're going to hunt me down and kill me probably

i managed to get one free sample

and it was the first time I asked

it hasnt happened since then

99% of the time they just want me to pay for shipping

which is always an absurd inflatin

lmao

found it