Apollo, Plague Lord

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Lmao this guy doesn't know who the Queen of Basic Bitches is

@Jaume แผ˜ฯฮทฮผฮฏฯ„ฮทฯ‚ ส•~แดฅโ€ขส” I gotcha, but you have NOO understanding of pop culture

Which must make it pretty hard to talk IRL

I don't mean this to be offensive, I am genuinely wondering if you are autistic.

Most people who are actually on the spectrum tend to be very good at logic skills which is why I was wondering

Some people aren't. I am almost sure that Ben Shapiro is on the spectrum

What does the purple in your name's indicate?

I am actually a Dudist Priest @Rogred

I spent a whole 5 minutes to become one

@Rogred go look it up on google, takes like 5-10 minutes to become one

@Rogred it is.

@Rogred it might cost money to print out an official copy which you would need to actually marry people off

Yah I think that is when you have to pay

But you only need that if you want to be able to marry people

Just look up Dudist preist

It should be one of the first rezul9

Well if there is a Dudeist Pope it would be the Big Lebowski

Is that Daniek

Daniel

If it is I have come here to ask you to stop lumping all Christians with stupid fucking Bible-belt Creationists

Cause not all of us disregard logic so that they can be lazy.

I am new here

Are you from the UK?

I am using the phone app, it's not the same

Oh wait nevermind

My bad, thanks for the tip

That makes sense

Jk

Pure boredom

I'm good, mate

Hi

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432>

It's the current year

Dont use the r word

#triggered

I am offended

Gladly @Fuckcraft

are traps gay

Smaller than 3"

And then you lost it @Ophidophile

or if it is black

@Casa or it might actually hit the g-spot

true

"Thank you m'lord, I shall always remember this unpleasant looking phallus"

I just send pictures of myself making pizza from scratch and hand-tossing the dough

cocaine

@Fuckcraft only if I can do it slowly

contested

im so trans that i am not trans

I love Ireland

old people

People and their texture preferences

I love pretzels tho

so edgy that it is almost spherical

Breadquanda

tyrone

eww leahue

That's almost as bad as calling someone a weeb on Roblox

rip

Like ERP on WoW-level autists?

hey big boy look at my blood elf mage dance

wanna come upstairs with me

lmao

dude the alliance is getting void walkers( high elf variant) next expansion

As a hot chick who turns out to be a creeper?

Mine always end up with me looking for my pants

i never find them

I love Whitesnake

here I go again

Hey Amine

I feel like I am way to young to be this nihilistic lol

too*

22

I'm starting to get really apathetic though

Not lazy

to clarify, i'm not getting apathetic to people and their emotions, more of society in genereal

Happy 3rd day of Yule

I'm just going to celebrate not having to work

"It's the little things," says every girl who gets on Pinterest

It's borderline cringy

But that's just because the Internet and life itself has raised my cringe tolerance wayyy too much

Is it weird that my genuinely favorite conversations I have had with women have been with strippers and escorts?

Not even about sex, but about life in general

lmao I could definitely see that

I talked to an escort for like 2 hours the other day over Omegle

Ikr

Dude, I've had strippers talk to like all night even though I'd only get a couple lapdances

Like they would know that they couldn't just hustle me like most drunk dumbasses, but they would still hang out with me to talk about random shit

haha same, theirs many that are most smart than people stereotype

there*

there's*

also the fact that I'm an attractive, young man in a strip club who isn't super thirsty always helps

okay

put it in <#286742216477638656>

lmao

Jews are from space according to Spirit Science

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