oof

thats one nice drop

why did u mute him?

What?

Why am i pinged here again?

damn

Idk

Muppets are great tho

i did not expect to see a gif of a guy getting killed but okay

Okay imma just go and get drunk now, bye people

“Typical Bert stuff” lmfaooo

Pings are annoying

:((

I do have a life, im sitting in the bathtub almost passing out while drinking beer

It is

I just have a fear of dropping my phone

meh

Uh

Something about the suicide thingie

woah

BRO MY GRANDPARENTS GOT CAUGHT SMUGGLING BEER OVER TO NORWAY FROM SWEDEN IM CRYING

And then they tricked the cops to let them pay a smaller fine

Much cheaper alcohol

Wow

Oh stfu

Wait, imma do a swear word check

Faen

Helvete

NORWEGIAN SWEAR WORDS WORK

jævla fettoter

Mannshit

Hestkuk

Bro

Im a northen norwegian, i *need* to swear

eyyy where in norway thoooo

WOAHHH

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

THATS AWSOME

Go around and tell people that

Damn it Anette

And thats perfect for the winter Baguette

Im about to pass out now

Still in the tub

Yeah so i emptied the tub to ill it up with cold water instead, because i dont wanna pass out rn

Welp, im freezing

Damn

Thats deep

But mood

oh poop

What is that?

Because the English in that picture made me give up

I was about to lay down in the water with my headset on....

Wow, german dude

Hey

SHHHH YETI

GOD DAMN IT

h i

Oh that worked

Woop

h e y

ive beaten the yeti

I think i just got imune to the cold water, wooooooo

h ey

how are you?

EHAT

I DONT LIKE YOU YETI, STOP TALKING

*dies*

*blood makes weird sounds when its poring our of the body*

Wait now i sound like a psychopath

Dont call fbi on me please, let me delete my memes first

*the candy are coming out one by one from each hit, unfortunately it’s covered in poop, waste of candy*

*the body begins to puke because the baguettes are gluten and the ded person are a celiac*

Heh ive seen worse poop on a server, not this one tho

OH CMAN

I nearly puked because of a video that was send on one server, that poop was horrible

And its was not a cringe server, it was a gaming server

So, i did not expect that

Sh!t

SHlT

Oh no

Its pretty sad

I think i was a admins testing person on this server, so i was banned for almost everything in one day

Because that person was banning and unbanning again

Yeah

Woah

I mostly get banned/muted/kicked for swearing

Because im a northen norwegian, i swear in almost every sentence

So yeah

I swear less when im talking English tho

Wtf

Weird

So, im still in the tub, and my brother just came and sat down on the toilet

I dont know what to think about this

He left now lmao

That was cringe

God i hope not

Woah

I just woke up, i fell asleep in the bathtub

What

w h a t