I justs saw the "Elephant, banana, senator, blanket" meme on the cursed room and I did not understand, could someone please enlighten me

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ben ocassio cortez is kindda hot ngl

Hey guys

Can I ask a question

Am I in the wrong for wanting a virgin girlfriend?

Apparently not

I feel like I’m being “unfair”

I’ve talked about it only a few times but people always shut me down

I just can’t stand the thought of having a girl that has experienced it with someone else, makes me feel like the other dude robbed me and my potential gf of something special you know?

I am virgin

Ofc

Wdym

What do you mean

I also feel a little dicky for the idea of scratching people out due to them having being intimate in the past with someone else

“What do you mean”

Lmao

?

||I also would like for her to be beautiful but I feel like that’s asking too much||

But tbh a gf is the last thing I should worry about rn

24

No I don’t

Fill me in

Yeah I know

Plus I’m a fucking loser so I’ll probably be an unhappy loner for the rest of my life

I feel fucking depressed

Six minutes, I’ll watch it later, though I think I’ve watched it already

I know

But I’m a fucking loser for the moment

I hate myself

I’m frozen

Let me tell you guys the time I walked into the bathroom to cry

I fucking got in there, closed the door and cried in front of the mirror quietly for my parents not to listen.

Happened at the end of last year

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Well, at least I deleted my porn folder

So that’s something I guess

Been thinking about going back to physical activities with calisthenics

But my appetite sucks

It sucked by default let alone depressed

Well one does not leave everything on the desktop

You watch porn?

Bruh

I don’t mind being inexperienced, as I said I really want the first time experience, would hate receiving a bj an wondering how much cum she swallowed in her life, fuck that shit, I’d rather have the most boring sexual life ever rather than to deal with that

I used to run

But I’m an ecotomorph

Much smart

Finished a useless degree

It’s like a Zeno morphs

Still would hate that

Lol no

Google ectomorph

I think I can stand not watching porn but not beating meat is another thing

Yeah that should do the trick

How would you guys go about trying to find virgin girls? Church?

Not before marriage

I’d be cool with that

What about you Prickles? How would you go about trying to find some them virgins? ||Fuck this sounds weird||

Hmm I’m actually Brazilian, forgot to mention that

I don’t want to take away

I just want to know which is which

Fugg

There’s one drowning

Now there’s only one

I can’t also go to the church and ask around

That’s weird

Now I’d feel even worse if they were to actually pull some list with a bunch of ugly women and I’d be like
Yeah I pass on that

I mean

Who the fuck am I?

What?

No

Never did drugs

Well I have an useless degree but I’m pretty good at the guitar and am also a polyglot, am I qualified for hot virgins?

I can do some sick percussion on the acoustic whilst playing it

Also if I manage to go through with the calisthenics I’d be buff to

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I mean how cool is that?

I also have crippling depression

||No I don’t ||

Français and 日本語

I’m a mental and artistic chad

||Fuck I want a girl so bad, but I’m so far away||

I guess I’ll never achieve anything if I’m not at peace with myself

I’m already down
I’m just being mindful of that

I’ll see if I can start calisthenics tomorrow

Fucking depressed and without a job

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You’re right

Google maps is showing a virgin here in my city

It’s near where I live 😃

It’s in my house

Oh wait a minute

Third world country on top of that

Well noted

Well according to the DeadBedrooms subreddit old unemployed out of shape pornsick gamer guys are very popular among high libido models so I guess it’s not over for me
They don’t seem to be much celibate though

Forgot to mention “who lives with their parents “
Very important quality I forgot to mention
Or lack thereof

The fuck y’all talking about

Isn’t marriage supposed to be happy

Y’all talking like it’s a curse

I wish I had a girl