That’s the worst coke I’ve ever seen

Eminem is shit

He is

And he’s fat

Why’ve I been warned

This is bullshit

He’s always been shit

Oooo look at me angry white trailer park man

So cool

Im sooooo crazy I talk about shooting my wife

You’re a gypo

My bird is Spanish

lol the christmas ones with the beard

How is that eating gucci

It looks like he made it in his bed

You’re fat

Lol

How does it feel to be a fatty

That’s lanky

You’d blow away in the wind

Cotton up the nose is a bad idea

Like keeping your head up

Because you can drown in your own blood that way

Your name is probably Sebastian

Sebby

My little sebby webby

I’d like to be black too

I’m legally blind

Michael Jackson used to have underpants parties with children in neverland

Just smoke

And drink water

The human body can survive for over a week without food by sticking to a diet of pingers and Stella’s

Beer is nice

Can’t beat a few pints

I drink piss

Are you 14

I’ve been liking cider a lot more recently

Thatchers gold is proper nice

Hahahahaha after a night on the ciders I could shit through a sieve

Proper ruthless

I once got so smashed I couldn’t piss

You’re fat hahahaha dream on

Chat shit seb

That’s not even your gear hahaha

You found that pic online

What is that meant to be

I’ve got some nice hash

Snuff hahahaha

I wouldn’t do dmt till I’m older

I’ve done most other psychedelics

Ket and 2cb are the best

Coke is shit

Do mdma

It’s like coke but packs a punch

Yeah

A few times

I pick them myself

Ducking good mate

Proper weird

I remember feeling like everything I touched was wet

Hahahahahah creatine cut

More bashed than a gay bloke in Pakistan

I don’t like acid

I’ve only done it twice and had bad trips on it

Pulling my hair out crying and that ahahaha

Proper mental breakdown

Wouldn’t touch it again

You fucking can mate

Lsd is for people that grew up in suburbs

My name is Brandon

Where’s he taking you

Bro no racism or bigotry

It’s in the rules

😐😅😅😅

Fucking white imbecile

Where’s he taking you for food

Yous are going to have to most awkward date

Ye is shit lmao

His only good song is gold digger

Black bastard

I’m a 9 out of 10 girl beater

Young gay nigga

Oiiii

Good morning

Wypipo

Loz do you burn the coal

Unfortunate

Homer is dead

I haven’t measured mine in a while but it’s pretty long

Im a dark skinned nigga from the congooo

Are you

Are you a tropical mamacita

Ok mate

Heto

Keto

What are you smoking you crackhead

Are you twenty three

Ok