Piss Christ

Man I’m so erect that I gotta drag my giant cock around in a wagon

It was cursed, I had to

“Cock a doodle cock” says the cock (idk I’m horny, shut up)

Big veiny purple cock with its own little baby chest holder so it doesn’t get hurt

*slowly stuffing spaghetti in my asshole*

I’m horny, there’s no difference in

Crack baby crack, show me your rear, suck baby suck, give my your head

🤤 mmmmm daddy give me that good faggot drink, crystallize it on my balls

*Slowly starts shooting cum out of my asshole*

**Fast freezing chocolate shell for ice cream but it’s cum instead of chocolate**

MMMM GOOOD ICE CREEEM FOR ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN

*Takes out intestine from raw fucking so hard*

Oh damn, this shit tasty

Blue balls blue balls everybody likes blue balls

Never

Slowly inserts into Epson p130 projector

*oh yes give me that fan, slice my fat meaty log of a cock into nothing, harder and harder baby*

What?

WHAT? Answer pls

Omg @ash xx answer me ffs, what do you need me to do

Landline phones make great ass beads tbh

Make me stop, I dare you

*Shoves dick into blender for bdsm*

*inserts all the pieces one by one into pussy for maximum enjoyment*

Ye?

**YES?**

I mean I did manage to gross them out still

Tbh I just wanted to gross people out

Damn a sword shark would make a good dildo if you think about it

I like to provoke thought

Can I still gross out people 🥺

Ok I’ll stop for now

No more dirty jokes

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That’s basic shit, you need to go hardcore like I did

We all need help on this blessed day

Fun fact: that’s how mtf surgery works

Yeah legit for trans girls they just flip that dick inside out

I guess you have a fucking deep ass pussy then

Listen I made it to like halfway and couldn’t read about the surgery anymore

Ftm they don’t suck it out lmao. They have to like do some other stuff

Like *construct le dick*

NO

Based

Chopping of dicks to own the cis

What if the dick has mind of its own and inch worms it’s way out of there

🌝

I’m asking for science ok?

Bill NYE I need to borrow your dick