Salutations Flat earth society, we have come to a dead end chaps, me and my husband Pete here have been wondering, what the hell these non believers of the flat earth are talking about

Yes, we have been getting a lot of hate for spreading the good word of the truth, we do not understand this modern language of society, yet we do know what the word ‘shizzle’ and ‘frick’ means

If we weren’t flat, which we are, explain to me my fellow, why is it we see the earth as flat and not round from he great international space station

Oh hello there fellow flat earther

Listen here, the earth is flat, it’s not a opinion, but the reality, now get your constructive criticism out of her buster

Listen here, by husband suffers from nimphadima coretnal head displasia syndrome, now if you busters don’t buckle down and stop insulting him, then he can get badly hurt and all of you are going to eat blamed for it, now let’s just have a civilised conversation about the truth, the earth is definitely flat

Who is ‘memulous’ is that another one of those italian cooks that me and my honey buns don’t know about, gosh darn I hoped Brexit won, but no, it got turned down my other immigrants

Logic, science, and the truth quantum rocket

Get out of here buster, he just had another one of his strokes, I just had to use a epi pen on him, well don’t thank