It's a strictly platonic relationship

Just some spiked eggnog

I'm still safe to drive

True

Well yeah

Lol

Troggered

Your ear fetish

Because

`playing with shell's ears`

I'm gonna kinkshane

What else is new

Every talk with her is weird

Ah

I want the proof too hun

Kek

No proof then

We're not friends we're lovers

Where'd my gay agenda role go dammit

What no

Hell no

They shove those shitty relationships into movies for brownie points

It's fine if they have it but it's usually forced

Not in my christian household

I don't know

The later seasons are so boring

Everybody dies the end

Only Carl saying Carl

Highschool of the dead is best zombie series

Wym that's the straightest show ever

No u

I'd do that

Nah

Heh

Not possible

Dunno

Sex is icky

I don't

Oh fuck

It's a meme calm down geez

Huh

Yep

I sure wish I could fuck myself

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Hun

Are you sure, hun

Sick burn

It does

It makes me very aroused

Yep I'm offended

Troll

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No trolls allowed

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Sorry hun

You're one to talk

Why aren't there any Plus Ultra believers here dammit

That was a pretty interesting one

The world's greatest minds found a way to extend their lifespans and formed a secret society and are hoarding a bunch of futuristic technology in a secret utopian city.

No it's different

Apparently they all met at the world fair

That grinch is pretty fucking hot tbh

So it's not a problem anymore?

Sure hun

And you tend to not get jokes

That'd be too reasonable

You two should make up

Or make out

One of the two

Or both

Yes exactly

I don't follow that reasoning

The fool

Ah ok

Mmhmm

I guess if there aren't any spikes in the near future I'll consider believing you

But chlorine makes people gay

How

Seems like a pretty unique disease

That's what I said

Are you condoning its effects?

I don't really care what you think I'm just curious as to why

I'm sorry babe

I had to defend my darling's honor

We gotta bury the hatchet

Arguments make me flaccid

I'd even consider drastically reducing the number of times I mock you

I'm serious

Since just now

It's a very rare occurrence

Sounds like a personal problem

Oh well

Just know that the offer's open

Of course

Yes please daddy

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Ooo

At a christmas party rn

Not allowed to cuss here so it's kinda lame

You're whale cum