Hello.

I'm part of the Dodecahedron Earth Society.

Gravity is fake our weight holds us to the earth.

If we lost weight we'd float off.

Earth is a dodecahedron. Smh.

Not a marble.

Because you think the earth is a globe.

The moon landing was fake too. smh.

Nasa and these lies.

*pushes you off*

*Lets go*

*whispers* "I only save those who believe in a dodecahedron earth"

So is spacex chill then. Only nasa are the liars?

Yeah I don't believe literal rocket scientists with PhD's either.

Every flat earther I've ever encountered wears tin foil on their head and lives in their moms basement. Not gonna lie.

How many tears have you shed over this flat earth

Wait.

I have a question.

Do yall believe all planets are flat.

Or just earth.

A planet by definition is "a celestial body moving in an elliptical orbit around a star."

Do yall vaccinate your kids

If the earth is not a planet then what is it.

It orbits a celestial being.

Height shut up

Earth is the floor???

What kind of crack

Yall live where they deal you some good good

**Denied**

All planets are flat evidently

what is lights?

The sun?

The thing that literally supplies you with life??

I just want to know if yall are serious.

The earth is flat because my level said so !111!!!

The floor is the earth duh. It's called gravity.

You don't walk around in space.

I generally can't tell if yall are just this incompetent or not.

Thats asphalt.

Not space.

If we aren't in space then where are we

Hell?

Wait.

If Earth was flat and there's no gravity.

What is keeping the water on earth.

What is keeping the water on earth?!?!!?!

But they claim there's no gravity

On this very flat earth

The water would just run over the sides.

Exactly

I can't trust anyone.

Where's my tinfoil hat.

I don't want the government to tap into my brain.

I already know too much.

*Not the frogs*

Wait.

If the earth spins.

and rotates.

And we don't have gravity.

How do we not just fall off?

So are there no seasons.

No day and night?

Does half of the planet live in complete cold and darkness?

While the other lives in heat and daylight?

Wait.

Yall can see the moon right

Does it look flat to you

Yeah anti-vax kids create flat earthers.

You have to go completely vegan and anti vax to escape the government.

Become a hunter gatherer and live in the woods.

Because it's in a container.

Right. I have so many questions and queries and they're being ignored.

Like, actual solid evidence.

Solid as the earth's round core.

He's literally partnered with a soda company.

That's not evidence.

I want someone with a PhD in astrology.

To provide evidence.

Backed by research.

Yes.

You know.

The study of SPACE

Astronomy.

Sorry all this flat earth talk is making me dumb.

Obviously not.

You believe a guy with a soda stream sponsorship over people with PhD's in astronomy.

They have no evidence.

Just a video.

Of a guy.

Of what?

A piece of paper?

I'm not lying.

Yall are lying to yourselves.