shave those pubes off

i will squeeze lemons in my eyes to assert dominance

i swear i will do it

got that fresh cut

my dick is swollen from smashing it with a hammer to make it look longer

i once watched a video of a dude cutting off the tip of his dick

it was hot

me and my friend watched it like 10 plus times like 2 years ago

quality bonding time

watching a dude cut off his tip on live leak

can i suck your dick

faggot

shits kind of boring

its bad at first but you get used to it

edibles are fun af tho

Y'all is the most autistic word besides "aint"

Thats autistic

just because you said it

doesnt make it an less autistic

"cali"

C-I
A-AM
L-From
I-Alabama

did you know its legal to fuck cats in 12 states including nevada

you can fuck animals in 12 states of america my dudes

nevada its legal

Yeah but i can rape and murder someone without anyone knowing but that doesnt make it legal

@ᴬⁿᵈʳᵒⁱᵈᵍᵃⁿᵍˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ you like that?

yeah you did

NIgger boy*

Ha sucks to suck

Poptard is a dude anyways

there is no such thing as a girl on the internet its a proven fact

@lexi Him****

bruh who remembers being molested as a small child so fucking nostalgic dood

@poptard

That was me asserting my dominance

That means it workeed

I am currently the dominant male on this server

Fuck off your uncle was raped by my uncle @lexi

Time to assert my dominance

Dominance asserted

muted the thot

get got

Dominance ASserted

@poptard You left before i could use my final move not surprised you were out alpha'd so easily

You're just angry you were out alpha'd @poptard you cant handle my final move

@poptard You havent even witnessed 5 percent of my alpha power

i'd fuck spider man

When I'm feeling lonely
Sad as I can be
All by myself, an uncharted island
In an endless sea

What makes me happy
Fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw!
Don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me

[Hook]
My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Adding beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree
You know they'd walk a mile
Just to see me smile (Woo!)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

[Verse 2]
Yes, they're all so perfect
So white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse
A couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth, so awesome
Just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth, I floss them
So they'll grow to be real strong

My shiny teeth, I love them
And they all love me
Why should I talk to you
When I've got 32 (Woo!)
Shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

[Hook]

@poptard in this vc and get ready to be out alpha'd then

my shiny teeth and me

by chip skylark

@poptard Weakling

cory in the house was my favorite anime

86

i think you are 86

and a half

die

im 6 and i have 2 inches of pure pleasure ready just for you @ᴬⁿᵈʳᵒⁱᵈᵍᵃⁿᵍˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ

@C.J. medium small or large cheetos? or chunky even

daaamn

im 9 years old and im packing 32 inches

get got gamers

Alright

alright

alright

lets get this straight

anything more than 8 inches is too much

only people who can take 10 inches are absolute whores or pornstars

you were one of the kids who would nut to a picture of a girls forehand @ᴬⁿᵈʳᵒⁱᵈᵍᵃⁿᵍˢᵗᵉᵛᵉ

tf2 is fucking gay

and thats coming from someone who used to no life csgo

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Mup7ub3HXtS7Ys9geeFYE?si=8RrIJ3sETPiYcok14IL61Q

tomato army 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅

you know theres a reason why ive been banned from 12+ servers for my tomato usage

🍅 🍅 vv

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You see guys

i got unmuted

because i let the tomato gods do the talking

join me in my tomato religion

🍅 army out here

Tomatism

fuck a 🍅

they will moisturize on every thrust

make you feel real nice

🍅 nation be out here

the 🍅 gods bring me invulnerability to the elements

and as the 🍅 prophet that i am

🍅 are the ultimate form of currency