Hey

hiya

I broke up with my gf the other day, she believes the earth is round!

what a pig

but yeah

i really dislike her now

Anyone

How are your guys days been

anyway*

should i put my daughter up for adoption?

she believes the earth is roune

round*

do you guys think i should put my daughter up for adoption? she believes the earth is round

wait david?

is that you?

my as.s is round as

i can show you if you like

My as.s is the roundest thing you'll ever see

i bet i could fit earth inside of me

earth is as flat as my ex wifes chest

i have m00bs

thank you

Im curious why my ex wifes chest is so damn flat

yeah elle

tell us

why?

you can become one

im a pornstar

elle

are you single?

yeah

i dumped my wife bc she believes earth is round

and so does my daughter

ill cu.m

(like join you)

sorry im dyslexic

me!'

jk

i dont

pranked

i can be coco 😉

yeah

hes a needy lil boy

may you please unmute him

he'll believe

he'll be punished if he doesn't 😉

no?

so can you please unmute him

mike please unmute

he has autism

im being dead serious about this

he has more chromosomes than the average skittle packet

so please unmute mike

he has autism

Wait

is that me?

I like computers

I can watch p0rn on them 😄

Mike we have your IP

So, if I was you I'd unmute that kid otherwise we will come find you.

david is a p0rnstar

(and a p0rnstar)

really?

I have your password to your ICloud and google

Unmute him right now, or we'll be leaking this.

Well, he's a liar!

Sure you do buddy, sure you do.

should i disown my daughter

she believes the earth is round

excuse me?

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sure you do

is Harvard a good investment?