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Pasty pasta.

No, it's pasta. Pastaaaaaa. With bolognese sauce and chesse.

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That makes it all the better. She is young, has a clear face, she likes video games, and she would feel so good in so many ways.

Story time📕sisters💁 so like basically I was at the mall, shopping 🛍 🛒 for food 🥘 when I go in the meat 🍗 isle and see a pack of minced meat 🍖🤤 I’m not into beastiality 🐐🤢 but like I got the biggest, most throbbing erection that I’ve ever had 🍆to that cow 🐮 meat 🍖🤤

I looked left👀 and right👀no one was there. I created the glory hole 🕳 in which I would put my penis🍆. I entered my penis🍆 in the meat🍖 and started thrusting, slowly at first and gradually faster. I was reaching my climax💦 when suddenly, the store 🏬 manager👤 walked 🚶 in the isle and saw me😳 fucking the meat😨😱

I am now in the back of a police👮car🚙 and am on my way to jail. So apparently, public masturbation is >illegal< smh 🤦 these people. Any advice for what to do next??? Thanks 🙏

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Remember lads, if you get off to porn, you are cucking yourself. You are getting off to watching a woman you find desirable getting boned by another man.

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**B O R K**

A notorious leader of Al-Futa, an evil terrorist organization who thinks traps and dick girls are completely straight. He was killed after a raid conducted by Keque's Kabin Krew (3 Kilo) operators. The group is in chaos immediately after his death, and zoomdoomer was lied to about getting a milf futa goth gf uwu

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GET ONE

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don't do it

When I talk to New Yorkers all I get told is to move my fat FUCKING ass and go back to Texas you piece of shit our pizza is the best pizza it's so flat and wide and dry no sauce we have the best tranny artists here who shove spaghetti is up their asses we are so different in Brooklyn you suburban cuck look how many Burroughs we got lowers east up town downtown Manhattan Harlem Edo Puerto Rican abelua hotdog trade center living in a 200 sq foot apartment paying 5,000 dollars to shit in my own sink is so cool have you seen are police department they will hug you so hard for selling looses you will sleep forever the best part of new york are those tiny indie restaurants were the chef's are either big fat FUCKING tattooed monster or big fat FUCKING tattooed lesbianis they have the sharpest edge like the knives they use to cut my portobello terikyi small plate. We also have time square filled with piss and retards dressed as Elmo wanting five bucks to take a pic with don't forget wall Street were money never sleeps and niggers aren't allowed. Thats why I don't go to.new york any more.

"OwO whats this???" *SNUGGLE BUGGLES DELIGHTEDLY*

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Thomas Jefferson's coming hoOoOooOooome

This boy is gay af. Don't know who the fuck dis is.

What a beautiful day. The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the atmosphere is perfect, but there's just one thing wrong. I haven't coomed yet, of course! And I know exactly who to coom to today, the love of my life, Krystal. Time to open up my cum stained laptop, sit on my beautiful porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my death grip, bloodshot, semi truck with my roided doomfist once again! Clack clack clack clack clack clack... GASP I-i-is that... a naked Krystal? fap fap fap fap fap fap fap I must... I MUST COOM TO HER! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP OH GOD, HNNNGH, OH FUCK ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ TAKE ME HOME KRYSTAL AND LET ME COOM FOR YOU MY DARLING, THIS COCK IS ALL YOURS!　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ HNNNNNNNGHHH OH GOD YES! I'M... I'M C-COOOOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ HNNGH ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M COOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M... COOOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M... ᶜᵒᵒᵐ COOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M COOMING FOR YOU KRYSTAL M'LADY! TAKE MY WHITE GIFT UP TO THE HEAVENS! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS FOR YOU BABY!

Heavy breathing Oh fuck... Oh jesus... It's everywhere, my god... It's beautiful... There you are, my slippery white gift to the world... My son... My son...

Welp, time to get some lunch... Actually, a little coom wouldn't hurt.

ARGGGGHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOOMING

Thomas Jefferson's coming hoOoOooOooome

What a beautiful day. The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the atmosphere is perfect, but there's just one thing wrong. I haven't coomed yet, of course! And I know exactly who to coom to today, the love of my life, Krystal. Time to open up my cum stained laptop, sit on my beautiful porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my death grip, bloodshot, semi truck with my roided doomfist once again! Clack clack clack clack clack clack... GASP I-i-is that... a naked Krystal? fap fap fap fap fap fap fap I must... I MUST COOM TO HER! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP OH GOD, HNNNGH, OH FUCK ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ　ＦＡＰ TAKE ME HOME KRYSTAL AND LET ME COOM FOR YOU MY DARLING, THIS COCK IS ALL YOURS!　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ　　　Ｆ　Ａ　Ｐ HNNNNNNNGHHH OH GOD YES! I'M... I'M C-COOOOMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ HNNGH ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M COOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M... COOOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M... ᶜᵒᵒᵐ COOMING! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ I'M COOMING FOR YOU KRYSTAL M'LADY! TAKE MY WHITE GIFT UP TO THE HEAVENS! ᶜᵒᵒᵐ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS FOR YOU BABY!

Heavy breathing Oh fuck... Oh jesus... It's everywhere, my god... It's beautiful... There you are, my slippery white gift to the world... My son... My son...

Welp, time to get some lunch... Actually, a little coom wouldn't hurt.