hiiii honey

how was work today

(im larping as ur malewife)

that's me

what's patriotism

barney 2041

vote me

lolzz

i hate liberals

ishit/mypants

scout/tf2

william love get in here

i don't think these are liberals

WILLIAM NO DON'T AGREE WITH THE LIBERALS THEY'LL TAINT OUR BORDERLINE STRAIGHT NUCLEAR FAMILY

i am..tradwife....i swear.../j

no ur not my husband nibby

yes honey

i am malewife from malewife ranch

420 dollars

i live to serve the more masculine in society

who wants to hear my controversial opinion

i think racism is not good

i am however homophobic/j

i would never kiss another man /j

nor have i ever done so

anyways william if i make you a sandwich will you give me a kiss :)/j

i reckon i could fit that in my arse

your spirit phone with extra bread sir

PLEASEE

🥰 🥰

WILLIAM I

i mean ok 🤕 🤕

yeah

@everyone did you know that

i was struck by lightning
walking down the street
i was hit by something last night
in my sleep
it's a dead man's party
who could ask for more?
everybody's coming!
leave your body at the door!
leave your body and soul at the door!!!

im fucking blind

THIS ISN'T A JOKE WILL IM GNEUINELY ALMOST HALF BLIND AHAHAJKDDKJDF

fox news?? more like massive fat furry fox inflation lol

i drew this when i got horny once

tits

lol

trans men with massib titty amiright

hey so did yall know that one time i listened to weezer for 24 hours straight

I AM 😤 ASEXUAL 😤 😤 😤

yeah

mega virgin time

why's it so big oml

number twelve

does schmitt like piss

s(he) s(hit) (her)self

ssself

I GOT SCARED CAUSE MY BEST FRIEND IS CALLED MICHAEL AHAH

gay marriage has become illegalized solely because of these two

IS HE CUMMING

GET THE FUCK UP CUCKOLDS

facta

factz

real men have pusays

i will be the next president

same

he lived in the walls like a possum

i like this guys style

i back the blue 😤😤😤😤😤

the only blue ill back is barney calhouns fat fucking ass

gordon freeman half life funnyman is bi and transgendered and he kisses barney calhoun who is gay and transgendered on the lips everyday and they love eachother dearly

its a picrew

and im neither of thozee

i have no political opinions besides barney calhoun being the hottest half life character

i think its pretty good but they could stand to take less time

and i have a crush on gordon so

half life is pretty good

hes a bit gay but like

also pretty

i am pro barney calhoun x gordon freeman

gay ppl from half life

hiii

opinions on transgebders

hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon

NIXON??

not gonna lie im british

mr nixon it's not 1956

isn't he dead

did i just crash the timeline

oops

well how would i know that

i wasn't alive in 1956

mr nixon what month is it

and isn't kennedy dead

it's very much 2021 mr nixon

well

maybe we're just from the future

or something

you'll be delighted to know that kennedy does get stopped

give it a couple years

indeed