You sound like you work at the Google Plex

Amy, you're like a 14 year old boy

Gross

too much sugar

ewwwww

Jerry!

ew

LOCAL MAN GETS AIDS FROM SISTER-IN-LAW'S BREASTMILK

Gross

@virtue, you need to get laid

The eyes, really?

This is not the NSFW area, kids

Plus, breastmilk tastes bad, probably

I don't know about sports

Why are you an incel?

I asked and you never answer

k

🍭

Do you have a gf

HMMMMMMM

Why?

RIGHT NOW

Well, get one

eww

Confession

Me neither

Why are you talking in the third person, @virtue

k

Nope and nope

I had a different username and it's a shortening of that

So it means nothing

👃

Irving Berlin was an American composer and lyricist, widely considered one of the greatest .... The Berlins were one of hundreds of thousands of other Jewish families who emigrated to the United States in the late 1800s and early 1900s, ...

Whatever you are ingesting, @virtue, stop.

eww

I think that's gangrene, @virtue

MATHSSssss

I BEG TO DIFFER

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

sureeee

How old are the oldest Zoomers?

@Octo, it's your bedtime

HOw old are most of the people on this server?

Ballpark?

How old--ish--are you @fuguer ?

RAMEN

But you don't have a gf. So that will change things

Repairs

Work out more

I have very little free time. I wish I had more

Haha.

I had bills in my teens too

ETFs are good

exchange-traded fund

People should start with Total Market Index funds

I have VTSMX

They just know more English

But when you build a family, other people's opinions may be different

hahahaha

I don't know how to build a computer

I don't play video games

I did the calculation and I got never

Is my math correct?

your mom

Hermmmmm

I never move jobs

MMmmmmmm

I like sunchips best

eww

Sell your bathwater

I'm a wagie

Not i

sureee

A lot of people only put enough in their 401K for a company match. The rest goes in an IRA or a Roth IRA, depending on your beliefs about future taxes.

You get taxed on pulling out of the 401K early, even in an emergency, and there is a tax once you retire

How?

Just wait until the chinese government cracks down on crypto

Gross

Yumm

But time is money too so

Know what's 13% of the USA...?

Most of the immigrants come from their upper class in India.

So the IQ scores are skewed

here

Smells

gross

Everyone was telling them they were so brave for being crazy

Now nobody wants to help change the bandages