I wonder how many times George Floyd voted..

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A rabbit and a bear are taking a dump together when the bear asks,
"Mr. Rabbit, does the shit stick to your fur?"
"No, it doesn't ", replies the rabbit.
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

I may have had too much to drink tonight...

@Kaladin This is the vibe I get from my own mother who tested positive. She's a retired nurse who has been defending the mask mandates since the beginning. SMDH.

She has now. Says she's tired alot. 🙄

I hit my head swimming today...dam.

Me: I've been constipated for a week!
Doctor: No shit?

When accusations are fact. Good for the goose.

Miahalifa...never go full retard.

Maybe she's a brainwashed idiot. Too much MSM and social networks

If you have ever wiped your ass and blown your nose on the same toilet paper, you may be a retard.

Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But smoking bacon will cure it.

Don't make me settle the score.

Someone is in treble.

Irony is funny

The meta is real!

And just like that, I realized how old I am...

When I destroy the internet...

I haven't stopped laughing since this!