that arm bendiness fucks me up

it's hilarious

just lay across kitty

you get a squishh pillow

SQUICC

that's adorable

teach kitty to lay in your lap

also, try putting a small box in your lap

cats love boxes

ok the butt one is ick

hahaha

your cat has a legendary face

like everything about that face echoes the best overlord cat memes

https://i.imgur.com/YPgBUZX.jpg

Taco's cat is guaranteed to have a Lysanderoth voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9DW4rrEjY

(assuming it ever starts talking)

oh wow

imagine if we have a mass pandemic every election

we can thin out the crowds quicker'n shit

no more annoying crowds of protestors every season

who would ever think to do that haha

_glances nervously at own code_

important?

Notch isn't important to minecraft

he literally created it

that goes well beyond the realm of importance

I've never owned a gun

to be honest, not only is it expensive and I'm poor, but it seems like such a hassle trying to get verified, and then you probably end up on some government list

I have shot guns several times though

my mom had more than a few man-toys growing up who took me shooting

I've never had the slightest interest in shooting for fun, but self-defense is important

for sure

my wants are pretty simple

cheap, effective, reliable, easy to maintain

don't care how the gun looks

I'd take a pink unicorn popper if it protects me from a thug

oh yeah the other thing is loudness

ever since I saw Bill Burr talking to elijah wood about guns

well, you pull the trigger, BOOM, your hearing is gone and so is your vision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxjIgTc22os

3, 2, 1, let's jam

dunna dunna dun-dun

https://giphy.com/gifs/cowboy-bebop-BrFTdYQmMXduw

oooh is that that new VR D&D playset

'trumpers'

hello my fellow conservaties

and a joyous peepee frog to you too

I'm super liberal but I also understand all the social progress of the last 150 years came from conservatives

freeing the slaves - republican

ending jim crow - republican

putting blacks into prison en-masse - democrat

putting blacks into welfare subsistence - democrat

I voted for Obama twice, but the second time I wanted Ron Paul

50% democrat

can't wait for the mass bannings to raise that ratio to 90%

press X to doubt

I got that triple screen gtx 1080 setup

32GB's of DDR4 3200mhz ram

i7 6700

12 TB's

oh yeah, and a bluetooth usb dongle too 😎

when it comes to suicide

you need to identify what type of depression you're suffering

I have determined that there are two types of depression: Internal and external.

Internal depression is caused by your brain and is illogical. It can often be treated with drugs and therapy. Most people, however, suffer from external depression, casued by real external factors.

I was suicidal growing up, and the day I moved out of my mom's house, all those thoughts vanished

I lived in a toxic environment which caused my depression and suicidal thoughts

imagine getting salty a president was so popular that he got re-elected three times instead of two, so you abolish more than two terms

"W-what if Teddy wins a f-fourth time?!"

oh wait, Franklin Roosevelt, not Theodore

so many Roosevelts

most presidents don't have the stamina to last more than two terms

just look at Obama, he got grey hair in office

but Franklin had a secret

he got to sit in a wheelchair the whole time, so he conserved his strength for an entire extra term

that sneaky fucker

all part of his globalist plan to destroy the country by ruling it for an extended period of time

for all the sad forever alone people out there, just remember; it could be worse; you could be this sad sack https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/707963490526298112/725047128044339502/301_195.jpg

that donkey's back meme speaks to me

here's one with decent grammar https://i.imgur.com/WTlmEFg.png

_bonk_

it would actually be hilarious if the Tape Gang became a thing

no violence

just grab antifa peeps and duct tape them to shit

I mean you'll have to hold them in place yeah but think of the memes

shit they mauled that garbage can

it's gonna take at least two seconds to put it back!

lol you don't interrupt your enemies when they're making a mistake

the whole world is getting a juicy preview of Biden's presidency

the fact covid happened, which is the perfect excuse for 'protestors' to wear masks, which antifa do, it's extremely convenient

I WAN TWO NUMBER NINES

A NUMBER FIVE LARGE WIT EXTRA DIPP

ew eating the taco

that's gay

lightly roasting

why not darkly roasting huh?

smh racist