God I hated that part of the day

I just wanted to beat my meat but my wife and her friends ruin it for me

Any of y’all seen Joker

Haha

I haven’t seen the boys

I’ve seen trailer park boys

Ironman

You piece of shizz @DθGΣΉ

How am I wrong?

I legalized Porn

Oh that was the worst mistake

Oh my life

Of*

Yeah but also Iron man once he finds out about kyptonite

https://youtu.be/rmzQqR0Y8Pk

Norm Macdonald is me

I’mma go now fellow Americans

I have a plane to catch

To see Ivanka

😉

Since Kuch don’t satisfy her no more I’ll do it myself

I’m a classical liberal

https://youtu.be/A3N7rPU_1ic

Nah the basil part is the cherry on top

Jesús

What thy hell is goin on

I hate Hilary

I’m with the Trumps cause he is going psycho

She*

And I’m having a threesome with Melania and Donnie

😉

Sense*

Right I gtg to bed

Tho 8:36 for me

I’ll be heading to bed 🙂

Gn y’all