I knew it. Time to do some crazy stuff because this isn't real

LETS GO STREAKING!!!!

No, gotta do something crazier. LETS BURN SOMETHING DOWN!!!

Wait, that isn't crazy, that's just how we react to things we don't like. Gotta think bigger

I got it. LET'S START AN ONLYFANS!!!

If you get covid you are beeg gay. 100% real fact

@(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Hug god ♥ Your parents definitely did not breed well😆

How are you still alive

@[average canadian] You're right. Masks and blackface are the only thing that can save us now

I'll get the shoe polish

But a mask will destroy my flawless skin

I have standards to keep up

I'm back from my mute bois

Watch this, I bet Hunter Biden had some illegal ROMS on that laptop. that's what gets ya, everytime

Boi illegally be playing xenoblade on his pc

Gross

that's alot of damage...

Anything worth looking at in the affidavits?

Anyone else sign up with the trump accountability project?

As in, tell them you voted for trump

@Sengorn Leopardae Sounds pretty gay

Colbert seems like a dude that could be funny if he just never mentioned politics

And with politics?

Does that "superwoman" chick still have a show?

Can't remember the last time I genuinely laughed at a chick's jokes. I don't want to be that guy, but I can't be the only one

It's not like all women are unfunny. Carol burnett is a good example

never heard of him

Bill burr is about the only comedian I listen too anymore.

I never really like seinfeld. Just a personal thing, I never really laughed all that much at his show

Norm is a god

Mike Tyson Mysteries is worth the watch with him as pigeon

It's the dryiest, darkest humor in the world, and I love norm for it

George Carlin in his younger years was a lot funnier

He kinda just crapped on everyone with his comedy

Was carlin the one who had the bit about his uncles mermaid in the barn

It's fucking hilarious, it may not have been him tho. Let me find it

Never mind, that one was a norm macdonald joke about his dirty uncles

I wonder if stelter drinks the bacon grease or just bathes in it?

Ever noticed that everything ted turner gets his hands on he ruins?

CNN, the Braves, WCW

Yeah, but at least midas' stuff was worth something in the end

I wish everything I touched would stfu

I'd slap a ho

a horse, didn't finish the word

that's just as bad

oof

And I'm about to get muted again

Did you see the clip of AOC mowing down a bunch of people in an airport on stream?

Her eyes get bigger every day.

hmmmm

Nobody told her about the sweatshops that go into making the technology for videogames

Doesn't trump have a twitch?

They should collab

A trump/ AOC among us stream. I wonder who would win

@InveniosYT winner take all

Except a bunch of bots show up to help biden. But don't worry, bot-fraud is almost impossible

Imma say it. Pokemon is a crap franchise that has made money buy suckering it's fans into buying the same garbage game over and over, but they keep renaming it to make it sound edgier.

At this point, everything is a possibility

Idk, trying to get some exposure

I can think of a few countries that are hella more racist than the US

Better be making 6 figures to be a white guy asians are cool with

I mean, practically any nation in the middle east. The whole "allah, akbar" thing is a dead giveaway

Yeah, that doesn't help

Cancelstudentdebt is trending on twitter again. Because we might as well recognize how useless a degree is by making it free

So it'll cost you 15 grand per gender to get a degree

a year

Tell me about it. I'm having to take 4 years of useless classes so I can coach a sport I know like the back of my hand. F me

"bUt tHaTs tHe wAY tHE sYsTEM iS"

Cad?

Dog, I suck at computer jank

I also suck at artsy jank so design is outta the picture

All I know are sports. If anyone knows of any coaching vacancies let me know lol. Besides that, I'm pretty much useless

But I need a degree, so I'm screwed

Until then, I just gotta wait for my onlyfans to take off

Just started playing this week. This shit is pretty dope

I could do without the weeb stuff, but it's a pretty good game

Yeah. The combat leaves a little to be desired and it feels like it's gonna be a serious grind to get any weapons or stuff that are decent, but it's still fun.

But rolling up on that town in the screenshot was pretty surreal. I didn't think anything in the game was gonna be that large

"hey shitass..."

Well, they aren't magic if they dont have a risk

Parler kinda buggy tbh

Breaking news: CNN lost 5 viewers this year, meaning half of their fanbase is gone.

It's either trump gets 4 more years to do some work or he starts a legit news organization

Tim pool kinda crazy at this poi tbh. I used to kinda watch him but he's turned into a clickbait channel now

Go check his last 10 videos, they clickbaity as hell

Pool

I guess I'm not watching the same thing. They seem to be title like "breaking news: Joe biden jacked off into a pool of children tears", but its him just talking about some obsolete websites claim

Idk

Tune into his next livestream. That's all I gotta say

Ight

Imagine if animals made sounds like their names

Yeah, like pokemon, but irl

Great tits

Like if a dog called you "dawg" instead of barking

Ever heard of a dik-dik