I did a thing

https://youtu.be/ZCyZ_y8wJiw

Just took a test. I'm a monster, kill me now.

I don't know what happened, I'm sorry

I have different opinions that don't line up with one party over another. I'm basically nobody. I have no people, no home

Oh god

Wait, maybe if I suck some people off like Kamala, I can get back into everyone's good graces!

It's worth a shot, no homo tho

🍆 🪑

Ever realize the ratings system is based off a bunch of LA mom surveys? True facts, its bull

Fr

And be white, tends to help.

You'll breath easier

I'm paying 13,000 a semester so I can sit through a speech class and listen to some ditzhead girl rant on how "Tik Tok has changed her life". What a scam

First time I've ever walked out of a class

I wish I was joking, but this happened about an hour ago

A communications class. Basically just a speech class that;s required

Why do I have to go through 4 years of school so I can coach a sport I know like the back of my hand and tell kids to read the chapter and do all the odd numbers in the book?

I despise college, but to coach I have too. This is the system nobody is talking about changing. Fuck me

Can I just claim to be Cherokee and get a free degree?

Well, comm is the name of the class. I'm a Education major with a Broadcast Journalism minor.

So I'm going to school to learn something I can do in my sleep

I would like to do voice work. I can run a board pretty well and edit audio. I've done some work with some podcasts and editing that stuff. But nah, I need a piece of paper to verify my skills. Bull

Im feeling straight dookie

I've come to the conclusion, we're screwed.

Time to end it all

Adopt a a glock, suck on the barrell

Texas is read. Maybe in 2024 when the borders are non existent it'll flip, but not yet

Drink if biden poops himself on stage

I wonder if a mosquito is going to land on trump and everyone will ignore the actual debate.

I wonder what Nancy uses to hold back her face skin to keep it from falling off

@SamTheG Same, its the only thing that makes this watchable

FTB

Ight. That's beeg gay

Said it here

Still gqy

Bruh

<:Dude:726878886411108474>

Why get an xbox when a pc does everything better

So this chat is just a circle jerk?

It's literally just everyone agreeing with each other

Can we get just one conflicting opinion? Or nah?

Or division creates new opportunities?

poor guy

Not saying that, I'm just saying there's no point in lingering on the same "argument". Kinda seems to defeat the purpose of a chat. But Idk

autocorrect

Why?

They aren't hurting you, unless you want some and aren't getting any good d

Nah, you're not homophobic, unless the reason has no justification

If you don't agree just because you don't like the idea of fudge packing, then yeah, that's a little messed up. No one is forcing you to take it in the butt

Why

Is it a religious view?

But are you okay with it from a political and freedom of choice point of view?

But would you actively campaign against gay marriage and gay people, or would you be more inclined to keep your view reserved to yourself?

lol

So do you believe gay people are sick mentally or something?

Why is that?

What does canada even do? Like what are they useful for?

lol

Would canada actually be able to defend themselves from an invading force?

Like by themselves?

How many wars did we start?

Blue is more versitle

Blue makes people look better. It's a darker color, thus making people appear skinnier

Gross

I prefer my women living past 25

without type 2 diabetes

I'm talking about the chubby ones. The ones that weigh more than me that clog their veins to the consistency of maple syrup

And if you weigh more than me and your a chick, you better be 7 foot tall or some jank

Chubby isnt the right word. Morbidly obese. If the woman can't walk up 10 stairs without taking a break and her folds have small ecosystems developing in them, then she nasty

And same goes for the other extreme. If she so skinny she gets blown away by a stiff breeze, she a no no

Vanilla bean blue bell icecream the bombdiggity

It's not hard, I'm not choosy.

Depends how thic

Fr

Look, she gotta be able to fit in her pants, that's all I'm saying. *god, i'm a pig*😆

Teach oh wise one

Ight, correction. Her pants cant be so big that they can be used as a parachute

@hyperiacob You gotta have a good pickup line you can drop casually

For example, "Hey girl, are you my pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture I own."

Its simple ya see

If that doesn't work, tell her about your huge hog

If that doesn't work, she's a lost cause

Wait, you made it to a third date? You're a god.

@hyperiacob depends. Some of those church girls are super freaks with pent up tension

Ask her if she dtf. Down to freely-talk-about-god

Ask her how she likes her eggs. Fried, or fertilized?

No no no, you[ve got it all wrong. Tell her you have candy in your van. Gotta be smooth

And I'm banned

Tell her you just beat up your italian dad

Tell her about your vast collection of pro wrestling figurines. That'll get her legs quaking

Wait, I'm trying to find a circle jerk gif. Give me a sec

Masks can be cool. Just go get a kane mask like the one he wore in the 90's

I'm sure that works

I wonder how long until this "pandemic" is over?

taking bets in the chat