Ronin are we gonna get married yet?

Dang the laws

I have a cute ass

Haha

Honestly im a boob man not ass

Haha and I thought I was the only one who marriage burnt

I got married in reno by Elvis

Elvis beats that

But its not good to start our new marriage off with a 1 up manship

Speaking of cards anyone who thinks a miracle is 1 in a million shuffle a deck flip over the top 6 cards.....thats a miracle its 1 in 14 million you would get that

I play a lot of poker never thought it was a luck thing or that rare

Seriously how did I like this cartoon as a child

I'm lactose intolerant so never had cereal....but my pancakes did taste kinda rapey

Yall are the first ppl I've met not offened but my little girl executing a clown pfp

Nope kid executing a clown

Which I dont even find clowns scarey

I am way more scare of me ....cause I watch old 90s xmen cartoons

Grr

I blame society

I needs yalls help please.

PBJ or pizza

Honestly I expected yall to say some form of PBJ pizza

Ty sin im glad I'm not the only one to be disgusted by that thought

But does it matter if I tell yall its strawberry jelly?

Jam and jelly are different things aren't they

If you hate jelly how do you have peanut butter jelly time?

I never sleep i have mini comas

I'm in talks with guineas for record on longest mini comas

A 100% true fact i just made up

Yall English is British isnt it?

Im texan

If Brittany were so great why don't Martians invade yall in literature haha

Thats dc

I blame society

So I'm about to make a PBJ after eating pizza we all win

Big enough is so subjective

Define comfortable....

That is scary

@Lucario no where has crappy inet or cell

Says the person with a green name. You didn't just wake up with that

That is very subjective define love or smart

Stockholm they thought they loved them

I found them on my milk carton

To me it was

Deal

How am I trolling I mean you no harm if I did I apologize

A serious moment from me then the rest is always a joking manor....to say there is nothing funny about something its cause nobody has written a good joke yet

Pay off early haha

Get the pays better than expected

@toasby are you a ps4 sale person cause I'm on my 3rd

I won't judge someone by my standards so I can't say what half your worth is actually worth

Hahaha wow

Got bored and seen boyz n the hood on Netflix decent movie if memory served. So I expected to see evil white man stuff....apparently back when it was made Hollywood only thought gentrification was a white man evil. Even the bad cop is black

Also strongly think he just ass hatted his dead friend in the family scene haha

Ok I apologize....I think he behind hatted his dead friend

Honestly my attempt at cleaning that sentence up was way way WAY creepier

Hey lucario may I ask you a question?

Are you a glass cannon like your name?

Haha I play pokemon

May I ask why you pfp isn't shiny?

My little sister loves the color yellow and pokemon why I play

@Max4Z is so right

Not sure what showdown is

In America pokemon was actually a game before it was an anime I believe

Pokemon red and blue

On og gameboy

@Ironman you roxxor my soxxor

I actually play a pokemon version of a game I love just won't advertise the name of eirther

Mr ronin you are so right

I watched my pops house for a week and omg I got free cable but not poke to catcj

@DabiclesWilliams spoofer?

Niantic has added spoofing into the game just need remote passes haha

Haha that is all remote passes are meant for. They can't stop it so might as well make some money

I wanna say this i played blue emerald and sword but I have almost every shiny I hope haha

I just care about color change....now days I'm all about the squares

I blame society

I blame society

Ugh so much funny so little time

I am your father

Doh i mean you have to take me to maury if you want child support

Being a father is so over rated I believe in pulling out

I dont speak squiggly lines though

Honestly sit on a microwave 30 minutes prior with a laptop in my lap also has a 100% success rate so far

Joe i can't burn you....you put 15 seconds on my best time

If I can't make fun of me i have no right making fun of anyone else

I can spill lasagna on my face

Ok Italian food fine lets not argue over which Italian food makes you look more like a burn victim

@ven I said Italian food so specifics are off the table

Was waiting for that SpongeBob reference

I think SpongeBob may have brainwashed us all

Hahaha I have a friend who gets so pissed when I call king of the hill anime.....never thought to call SpongeBob anime

Ven its easier to ask forgiveness than permission

Unless they can auto prevent ya

What is that one youtube episode about squidward actually being dead or something. Fan theory or something

Or some like creepy pasta about a lost episode

SpongeBob is political

He teaches us capitalists are bad and crabs have whales as children

Also never panty raid your mothers draws when you apparently live with her haha

SpongeBob and Patrick panty raided krabs mother

He got caught for it