The media is like the Bible to them

I hit them with the *you are no longer able to send direct messages to this user*

When biden needs more votes

E

So much famous people voted for biden like Elvis,Micheal Jackson,JFK,Marilyn Monroe,Walt Disney its crazy

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets like they don’t need them

Ik its a waste of material

Someone didn’t think it through

Or taking a shower before going in the pool

No

Happy birthday covid you piece of shit

Dayum

COVID can go catch corona virus

What if Trump got 420 electoral votes that would be funny I think

Hello

420 lol

Taxes are gay
-1 dollar bill guy

Slavery is big gay
-penny guy

Eric looks stoned in my pfp

Yeah

I mean my bills can wait

Well take someone elses

Guys wanna hear a joke

Why does Stephen hawking only do one liners ||its because he can’t do stand up||

Sweet

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom ||because he was ugly,fat,and nobody liked him||

I just pirate the episodes lol

Hello

Sacrifice the new one

Ok

Whos joe

<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

Its dumb that’s why its funny

The ceo of comedy

Its stupidly funny

Like its so unfunny that its funny

It doesn’t make thar much sense but you know what im saying

Trumps their only source of material

Guys guess what orange man bad

Conservatives lol racist rednecks

C-fake
N-news
N

Hi

Y u bully me

Jesus christ that scared me

@Aviate738 bruh

You scared the living shit out of me

People say blue lives don’t matter like bitch smurfs are people too smurfcist

Gargamel was a smurfcist he wanted to cause genocide upon the smurf village

Yeah

They want to kill smurfs

Stfu we talking about smurfs

No

Im pro smurf

@Meryl.140.15 lets not talk about that

Wasn’t there like a black smurf and everyone was racist against him

No

Avenge the smurfs

Papa smurf tho

What

Rip papa smurf

Hold up

Jesus the smurfs are older than biden

Cuz we can’t draw clear

Bring back jar jar

Yes

Too much to count

Is someone actually doing it

Oh

Well sheet

No?

Baba booey

Why does ANTIFA sound like an EA sports game

They look like cosplayers

They look like a dollar store version of Hydra nazis

Whos the mf wearing the fur

Idk

I don’t know how to use technologies

Im just testing

Holy shit theres a spider in my room hold up im gonna kill that fucker

Im the big straight

I actually never ate taco bell in my life

If you order five guys fries they give you a shit load of fries

Dicks sporting goods lol

“Why is it five guys thats so sexist” <:ScreamingLiberal:720120350947541065>

No guys

Im actually craving food rn

Might get a big mac

A whopper than

I don’t like cooking

Whats a good burger than “not the movie”

Bk is kinda shit ngl

Member moon man

Look up burger king moon man

Kfc or popeyes or however tf you spell it

I only had kfc once in my life

Im not fat im big boned

Dairy Queen shouldnt be serving food

There ice cream is the best but I don’t like there food