Joe Gas

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2020-12-03 02:08:31 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Well since Ben is jewish I don't think kneeling to pray does much.... idk.... Does the jewish faith kneel to pray?

2020-12-03 02:09:42 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

linux GPLv2 is a pretty good legal clause protecting shared software

2020-12-03 02:10:26 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

anti-like maybe

2020-12-03 02:11:18 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

canuk here.... sup

2020-12-03 02:12:46 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

is there a 3rd more powerful political party?

2020-12-03 02:13:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I can dig it @HUNTER4639

2020-12-03 02:14:22 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

everyone is racist.... everyone

2020-12-03 02:14:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

all 8 billion of us

2020-12-03 02:14:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

🤔 ...or is it 9 billion now?

2020-12-03 02:15:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

probably less than 8 bill hey @Kaladin

2020-12-03 02:16:13 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

i like his hair

2020-12-03 02:20:21 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I love Tucker's facial expression when a guest reveals a salient point of liberal stupidity. It goes from 🤨 --> 😳

2020-12-03 02:23:01 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ronald Reagan coined the phrase "the evil empire" referring to the then Soviet Union. (Star Wars Empire Strikes Back just hit theatres)

2020-12-03 02:23:49 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Reagan had prefectly coiffed hair

2020-12-03 03:57:45 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

the problem with democracy is people who keep saying the problem with democracy is [insert their own hair brained idea]

2020-12-03 03:59:03 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

🤔 ...did i just perform a logically fallacy? ugh.... sry arthur king ...

2020-12-03 04:00:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general-2]  

meme-neuter

2020-12-03 04:01:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general-2]  

*crickets*

Tik Tok: facial recognition of America's youth so when China attacks America they know who to enslave

2020-12-19 19:30:36 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general-2]  

Rhyme from the Bubonic Plague:

Ring around the rosey
Pocket full of posies
Ashes... Ashes
We all fall down

Our current pandemic now becomes:

No smelly in the nosey
Ventilator with a hosey
Wuhan... Virus
We all stay home

2020-12-19 19:30:46 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Rhyme from the Bubonic Plague:

Ring around the rosey
Pocket full of posies
Ashes... Ashes
We all fall down

Our current pandemic now becomes:

No smelly in the nosey
Ventilator with a hosey
Wuhan... Virus
We all stay home

2020-12-21 21:50:15 UTC [Zeducation #🔫|guns-and-weapons]  

Gf: "Did you hear something?"
Me: "idk... windows locked, glock cocked and ready to rock!"

2020-12-28 20:51:02 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

hey yo!

2020-12-28 20:51:35 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

me mono eh su mono

2020-12-28 20:52:41 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Unisexual?

2020-12-28 20:52:54 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Monosexual

2020-12-28 20:53:22 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

quarter?

2020-12-28 20:54:57 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

this age sucks

2020-12-28 20:55:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Roman era would be stellar

2020-12-28 20:56:21 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

yup... anyone hawt straight girl wanna join me in my time machine to travel back to the Roman Era?

2020-12-28 20:57:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

ok.... put on that tin foil hat cuz shizz is about to get real

2020-12-28 20:57:46 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

o yeah... pack that Toga .... just in case

2020-12-28 20:59:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Roman era: kinda like now just minus all the bleeding heart liberals and alot more gladiator butchering.... with barrels of wine to boot

2020-12-28 20:59:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

no wine? eeek

2020-12-28 21:00:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

hmmmmm .... 🤔 well the Oracles of Delphi did tell me that they grow hordes of mushrooms for the priestesses

2020-12-28 21:00:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

priestessi ?

2020-12-28 21:01:18 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Nuns just doesn't have the same ring to it

2020-12-28 21:03:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

methinks the entry fee to the Roman Temples is a willingness to yell at a politician and your own chariot.... idk.

2020-12-28 21:03:35 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

i got the chariot at least

2020-12-28 21:04:24 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

sssssssssssssss

2020-12-28 21:05:21 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

hahahah.... once a red always a red

2020-12-28 21:06:04 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Proud of being murican?

2020-12-28 21:06:32 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I'll chug to that!

2020-12-28 21:08:18 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

anti anti 🤔

2020-12-28 21:09:31 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

ironic thing is that antifa are actually Fascists.

2020-12-28 21:10:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

google that shizz

2020-12-28 21:10:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

no google.... phfft... yer right.... bing it

2020-12-28 21:11:04 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Tor is probably the best

2020-12-28 21:11:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

top 10 are always clicked first ... sad what we have come to as a species

2020-12-28 21:12:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Jesus? I thought you will re-appear sooner?

2020-12-28 21:13:45 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

🤔 ...we could use some sanity of Jesus right about now.... but the Left would just crucify him.... again.

2020-12-28 21:15:30 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

An alien is crazy enough.... but one that died and re-animated as a zombie??!! eeeekk... where is my rusty chainsaw and double barrel shotgun!!?

2020-12-28 21:16:42 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

love a dub dub....

2020-12-28 21:18:31 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

i bet Eden actually kinda sucked... poor wifi.... no decent coffee... plain bacon no maple syrup bacon

2020-12-28 21:20:16 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

too much love here....

2020-12-28 21:20:38 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

meh..... ok a little 🤣

2020-12-28 21:21:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

ty !! ...and Valentines over 48 days away!

2020-12-28 21:21:44 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

48? 🤔 ...lemme count

2020-12-28 21:23:08 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

uh oh... the mexi-stash returns

2020-12-28 21:25:29 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

mmmm... i gots none

2020-12-28 21:28:52 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

What do you call a pig that does kung fu?

2020-12-28 21:29:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Pork Chop

2020-12-28 21:29:40 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Kung Flu ?

2020-12-28 21:31:13 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Who han the flu? Wuhan does.

2020-12-28 21:32:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

cute 😊 ... liked it

2020-12-28 21:33:03 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

2021.... finally the year IT can drink legally.

2020-12-28 21:34:09 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

2020.... prolly chuffin pot

2020-12-28 21:35:36 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

...drop an E in there and *BANG*... you got shaker a happenin'

2020-12-28 21:38:38 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Age of Aquarius too ? 🤔 .... the end of the Age of Picses ?

2020-12-28 21:39:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

rip Trebek

2020-12-28 21:40:23 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Sometimes I can't English either.... just can't.

2020-12-28 21:40:29 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

😆

2020-12-28 21:40:43 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

eeeek.... easy gurls

2020-12-28 21:41:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

heheeh.... cave dwellin'.... funny

2020-12-28 21:42:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

dear ol' pepe the frog... oh how I missed you

2020-12-28 21:43:33 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

pepe the frog to muricans

2020-12-28 21:44:25 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Alex Trebek.... the answer to who was the host of Jeopardy.... your earlier question.

2020-12-28 21:45:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

I think everyone took off or is lurkin... 👀

2020-12-28 21:46:20 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

a lurkers gotta lurk

2020-12-28 21:46:58 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

hahahah... me daddy? 🤨

2020-12-28 21:47:35 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

go vacuum the living room... you will be tired in minutes

2020-12-28 21:48:11 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

jet lag sux

2020-12-28 21:48:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

make fists with the toes in the rug to cure jet lag

2020-12-28 21:48:39 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

it works

2020-12-28 21:49:12 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

You ever fly @GotatoChi ?

2020-12-28 21:49:28 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

jet lag is a major bummer

2020-12-28 21:50:03 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

When you fly across many time zones.... like NY to LA

2020-12-28 21:52:15 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

pop the bubble of joy?? hew no

2020-12-28 21:54:37 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Kamala will whack Biden in 1 month after the inauguration, if it happens, anyway

2020-12-28 21:55:32 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

doppelganger

2020-12-28 21:56:24 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

attached vs detached earlobes is a genetic phenotype

2020-12-28 21:57:53 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

if Biden dies while POTUS then in comes Kamala... the conspiracy soup thickens

2020-12-28 22:03:55 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

wha bout my Tur-Duck-En

2020-12-28 22:04:54 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

got me right in the feels <:CatRee:726878840374427781>

2020-12-28 22:05:18 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

hahahah.... sack

2020-12-28 22:06:50 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

double HAHAHAH .... @Sackboy de Waffen SS

2020-12-28 22:08:17 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

Ave Caesar! ....gimme some o dat rot gut wine and gladiator tournaments

2020-12-28 22:08:45 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

😆 .... raccoonist

2020-12-28 22:09:08 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

cho legion

2020-12-28 22:10:24 UTC [Zeducation #💬|general]  

ack! gtg buy some high heels and support the economy @GotatoChi ??

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