I read the thing, assuming it was a single event that had occurred. lol

Well buoyancy would have kept titanic alive if the main actress had bigger boobs

HP Lovecraft pornstars

https://i.imgur.com/8rcNvOD.gifv

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/On_the_Creation_of_Niggers

A poem by HP Lovecraft

Superfluids were first created by male specimens of birds that wanted to make sure their sperm would inseminate the females as they raped them

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/05/us-department-of-energy-is-now-referring-to-fossil-fuels-as-freedom-gas/

Freedom gas and molecules of US freedom

Foreskin into artificial skin is cutting edge technology

Foreskin into artificial skin graft for burned people is cutting edge technology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw

https://darth.fandom.com/wiki/Force_fart

I'm glad they put a hot chick on that poster otherwise I never would have believed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50dXNB02VQ&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcP0WdH7rTs

During the Mexican American war, a strong Mexican warrior climbed up a small hill. He ripped his shirt off and twitched his pectoral muscles violently and screamed "Gonzaleeeeeezzzz!"

On the other side of the battlefield, another Mexican warrior stood on top of a fortification, likewise twitching his sweaty, bare chests and screamed "Fernandeeeeeezzzz!!!"

A beam of light emitted from their chests and joined at the center of the battlefield, high in the sky. It exploded into a million colors and flashes.

The American army recovered from the blinding display however, walked on and trashed the Mexican army nonetheless.

A dwarf's cock has magic powers

I have the open-zipper phobia. I'm like super scared of the thought that my zipper might be open so then I have the choice of checking with my hands if it's open or not, and make everyone stare at me, or wait, pretend it's closed, then check with my hand if it's closed or not when no one's looking, but the problem is that if it was open all that time then I could have prevented it but didn't, which brings terrible regrets

Fracking has been destroying life under the sea. The underground world of the trogoglytes is suffering greatly from our actions

enormous schlong
hairy and smelly
half erect and mellow. Dad's schlong

It's a haiku

I wrote another haiku poem
globetard idiots
gaslighting us flat earthers
religious twits

I've received numerous complaints about Sheeple, mostly from women. They say he's a womanizer.

I wrote yet another haiku poem
feminists hating
all the men, yet twice a week
they come to my schlong

DJ Qualls was chosen to be the next Batman

Emmanuel Macron might be a necromancer. His wife might already be dead.

Jesus Christ! Are you guys straight or what?!?!?!?

Battlepod, my favorite dong sleeve

Yeah that's the face when I sleeve it in

Yeah that's the face after the final donkey punch

Pathfinder Kingmaker has the amazing ability to take a class, remove 2 feats, add 2 different feats, and call it a whole new, completely different class

That's how Russian made games work.

Yeah stop yelling my ears hurts these capital letters

Trigger warning! *Shoots his 12 gauge shotgun*

When the ice wall melts and our oceans empties into outer space, who will save us, you think? Only one man could build a wall to replace it, and his name is Donald J Trump

The earth's magnetic field is about to switch and when that happens, we will be bombarded by solar radiation, without any protection, for about 2 weeks straight
I got my bunker ready and will be spending my 2 weeks in it

Anyone knows what happened to Human Sheeple, the face and leader of the flat world community?

When the polar edge melts, our oceans will spill into outer space unless we build a dam. That's why I'll be voting for Trump in 2020