so I'm gonna probably get my dad a funny gag tshirt for trump for hannukah

does anyone have any suggestions

all this arrives too late

man 22nd of december is too late to give him a gift

hannukah is on the 10th

tomorrow

I guess I can get him a MAGA hat

we can't get any in new york

maybe a trump mask just to fuck with him

because he hates wearing masks

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and I live in new york

so we are forced to wear masks

everywhere we go

and people here hate trump

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I might troll my dad with this

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he lived in the soviet union

and was a jew in the soviet union

so it was obviously hard for him

nah it has 10 dollar shipping

I'm not a fucking idiot

I asked my dad for that hat so many times

man I love ushankas

they're just so comfortable

alright I think I chose mine

alright I think I found the thing I can get

this whole thing

one day delivery

for 4.99

I know right

and free shipping with prime

so it's literally a deal

and I can surprise him with it for hannukah tomorrow

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me: orders a package at 11:59 PM

the amazon truck:

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I'm a mad genius just so you know

why am I not genius

I mean the liberals understand I am because I know the NRA is a load of shit and CNN should own the government

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no he's a commie

wait no

what if trump is santa

and the 1.8 billion dollars for the people was gonna be for us

but then nancy blocked it

so no more santa

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4 states won't survive

how come

in new york it's considered dangerous to publicly carry a nerf gun

and bb guns are outright banned in the city

ask cuomo

there's a reason he's getting the emmy right

what the fuck

he did

holy crap not a single person would vote for him

he is?

I mean he did make 2 peace treaties in the middle east

he deserves to

no

he grabbed corona patients

and put them in nursing homes

and no one is talking about it

because over 30k people died because of the shitter

and boom he's a hero gets his own show

is this the hero of communism

my god

the old communist hero lenin killed over 10 million

that's absolutely amazing

well none are good

but the TV show cuomo got

that was praising him for FIXING new york

what the actual fuck

he didn't do shit to fix it

well the government doesn't have to pay the pension

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who knew he was better at economics than trump

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it's a thedailybelch moment

#thedailybelchmoment

why did you need that gif

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https://tenor.com/view/bababooey-funny-pikachu-gif-19010854

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/296056831514509312/786393650858950666/F_KIDS_AHH.mp4

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where does this belong

https://discord.com/channels/707691030748594288/724105162741907467/789545082684440657

turning point USA

that's a great place

honestly 10/10 recommend

here's a funny meme