John Fucking Kennedy

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Doctor: Sir
Trans: ITS MA'AM!!!
Doctor: Ma'am Im afraid you have testicular cancer

Joking

Dark humor is best humor

@Cameron Sadowski Sweet baby jesus Mary and Joseph fuck me

Rape jokes and Pedo jokes are the limit

Thats when you cross the line

True tho

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When an orphan takes a family photo its called a selfie...

@snookka Thats the point

Why do Chinese kids not believe in santa?





Because they make all the toys...

Lol

Look at the votes

Yep

I glitched in the parliament

And put them all to yes

Corruption is beautiful isn't it?

@𝒫𝓇ℯ𝓈𝒾𝒹ℯ𝓃𝓉 I know what happens to you in the future.

You become the president of Mexico

Enjoy fighting them cartels now.

Cocaine Marijuana Heroin

You got all that to deal with

Guys im thirsty let me drink some water.

<:LibTears:759539355038646282>

Good shit

@Sen. Rand Paul Shocking right?

Ouch

I have a US civil war stuck in my head

Okay, goodnight people

And remember this

Goodnight

Looks like more profit for me!!

Joke of the day:
Doctor: Sir
Trans: ITS MA'AM
Doctor: Ma'am im afraid you have testicular cancer...

Im all about those fucked up jokes

Except Pedo jokes

@mightytrump Hell yeah

@Mauler NO FURRIES ALLOWED IN THE STATE OF ISRAEL

@mightytrump Hell yeah

@Mauler I think of the Furry as a Palestinian boy. *Loads the sniper*

*Deletes head from the body*

TROOPS

ATTACK

Hell yeah

Fuck the USSR

@Mauler Its hunting season

Who wants to go to a furry con

He went from curious to Furious

YOU'RE MY HERO GEORGE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YES

Can one of you guys DM me with the video of the Soldiers shooting the furry?

Hell yeah

THATS A SIN

SIN

We must delete its head from the body, *Loads the fucking Sniper*

*Deletes the head*

Safe space...

Is gay

Yeah...

SINNER

MEMEOLOGIST

GET IN THE ARC

THE FLOOD IS COMING

TO KILL THIS SINNER

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Why don't chinese kids believe in santa?

HANUKKAH!?

YAY

NO

CHINESE KIDS DONT BELIEVE IN SANTA BECAUSE THE CHINESE KIDS MAKE ALL THE TOYS

HOT

WAIT NO

GUYS

IF YOU WATCHED CUTIES MAKE A LINE AND FACE THE WALL SO I CAN SHOOT YOUR ASS WITH A GUN

...

Same...

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Whats the difference between santa and a jew?

Santa comes down the chimney...

@SmokyCopCar thats the point

@Bobbo What joke?

@Bobbo Oh nvm

We got Jeff Bezos and Country in the server

Chef Bezos

@Hank The The Gypsy Crusader is great

@Lucifer "Devil" Satan AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SATAN

@Lucifer "Devil" Satan IN THE NAME OF GOD GET OUT OF HERE

✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️ ✡️

Get crucified

Hey satan

@Lucifer "Devil" Satan Do you want an apple?

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