Needs more snowflakes melting itc

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to bone her. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm boning her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." Cell-tech just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Alpha af

Well, all the bullshit the left is pushing may make it tougher. Playin the race card etc. I still think most people see through all that bullshit though.

More of a cuck perspective, than an interesting one.

>when you have my opinion, people always think you're stupid.

hmmm, wonder why.

Oh wow lol

Seems legit

Never heard of him lol until now

lit

I found it quite humorous as well.

Cant.......stop........winning

When has socialism ever worked? @Leiro レイロ

Errr, accomplished the end goal where it creates a utopia?

Socialism is evil, one reason being infringement of individual rights. I believe terrible suits the ideology quite well.

Capitalism is goat. Convince me otherwise.

It for sure needs to be looked at and possibly adjusted, due to people immigrating illegally and having kids here. Damn loopholes every time.

Riiiiiiight

Not sure if trolling or actually serious

@Leiro レイロ I dont have to accept the job and can find a job that pays well if im educated in the field. How is being forced to work without a choice - with no say in your pay better? Where do you live? @Leiro レイロ
Where is your communist utopia?
Ben Shapiro has really good points regarding capitalism/communism. Cba to regurgitate, you may want to check out some videos unless you're not open to differing views, which I assume isn't the case since you're here.

They're most likely more educated than you, judging from your grammar. At least give it a watch in all seriousness.

@Leiro レイロ

There would be no autocorrect without capitalism i bet.....

Oh really? And what government funded this? A communist one right?

Where is the Soviet union now?

Was just trying to rustle some jimmies. Shapiro usually gets you guys going

We can agree to disagree, maybe we can continue this later? Disagree about more stuff? At work rn

If socialism is the precursor to communism, why do you support it? @Leiro レイロ

think it creates a better society or an easier controlled one?

Did you read that on a blog or something? Post source

We've run dry before, and we didnt all turn into socialists... Looks like the dems have been pushing faaar left here lately though, many people think it'll work. History says no

By 'work' I mean this utopia most people like @Leiro レイロ seem to profess.

@Leiro レイロ Don't lie, are you canadian? You never did say where you were from friend..... Just guessing lol

I'm here and can hear. @THE-BRIAN

Interdasting

Lol, got 'em