Monark Duck

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where the fuck does mayonnaise come from

can i borrow 300 million dollars?

oh god the election was over a month ago

what are the odds that trump gets arrested

even if he did the crimes that he's accused of

he prob wont

because of y'know

stuff

hey have you ever heard of that one politician

he's my fav

*****SATAN*****

what if

nvm

ngl a 2 party system is kinda shit aight ima head back out

thats my social quota for today

^^ but not the democrat part

^^

i walked into my room to get my phone, and this is what i see

ate a alchol #adutlung

i do be #adulting tho

all of islam is not dangerous, radical islam is

damn

he getting those white smilers

what a nice guy

helpin a bro out

from the perspective of bacteria, you're absolutely right

also

does anyone actually like ted cruz

or are their supporters just fake robots

P A S S T H E C A R R O T S P L E A S E

wtf is a transgender, is that a political thing?

if i drink some cardboard that i put in a blender, and get sick, its the presidents fault

yes

its doing poorly

well, one good thing is i came out to my therapist, but, my mom just sent a transphobic meme in the family groupchat and everyone (almost) agreed by saying "Lol yeah" or something of the sort

epiclloyd does a better trump imperssion then late night talk show hosts

if we (democrats) rigged the election why tf would we leave mitch mcconnell

no thanks im underage

Texan Redneck goals right here

yeah i know, you're stephen!

Stephen.

You

you're Stephen silly!

why dont they make clothes from the victorian era anymore? i want to wear a massive dress to my older brother's wedding

i want to wear this shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778884457925967883/787177661163634708/2Q.png

?

1950's stuff or around that era, also military uniform lookin crap

not modern military unfiorm

like pre cold war

THE government or the person

now why do you say that

oh

ALSO

DEMOCRACY IS LAME, LETS JUST CREATE AN ANARCHIST STATE DEDICATED TO BONKING EACHOTHER ON THE HEAD

maine portland or oregon portland

seattle is dope, i live in that general area ๐Ÿ˜Ž

they have this big pole

that you can go in and stare at people

is called

space needl

its neat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778884457925967883/787180869461999646/9k.png

why is that?

yeah its fucking amazing

Liberals hate him: Learn how donald trump made liberals cry with this one simple trick: being POTUS

unlike *some* ~~americans~~ liberals, i accept the results of the election, sure i might be dissapointed for a few days if my party loses, but i still accept, after all i cannot change the results.

do yall think america is finna swim or sink

But what does that mean?

pog

also

you know you're old when you can finally use your real birthday in stuff

any other gen z relate or no

like how when gen z'ers had to use fake birthdays since they were like 10, since if you used a birthday under 13 or 18 you'd not be able to use the service

Good night

Jimmy Carter was America's bizarre experiment in electing a moral human being.

*****in a deep masculine voice***** "I AM THE PRETTIEST UNICORN, MY MANE SMELLS LIKE LAVENDER, AND MY HORN GRANTS WISHES, THESE ARE THE FACTS AS I UNDERSTAND THEM, ONE! I AM THE PRETTIEST UNICORN, TWO! MY MANE IS LUSTROUS AND FRAGRANT, AND IT CATCHES THE WIND *PERFECTLY*!"

i fucking hate mike bloomberg so fucking much

nobody likes them (AS A POLITICIAN)

i fucking hate micheal bloomberg so much

micheal bloomberg, i fucking hate bloomberg so fucking much

i am trans tho, and i wish i could fuck myself

correct

@zola is that sarcasm or are you actually agreeing with me

fuck

green m&m lookin kinda thicc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778884457925967883/788189922607235082/Z.png

remember that time joe biden won the presidential election of 2020

ใƒžใƒŒใƒฌ

fun fact: i murdered the charmin bears, i have their heads displayed over my fireplace

my kit
he's ready to go to the ball
his name is Prince Lenoard the IV of England
the bowtie was made by my older sister, it was handmade

Ooo

i'd want to make the DNC then

that or the LNC

neat

if i create the dnc can i partner with yall

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