my book just got here

ive created myself a schedule

tf are you even

talking about

hello british prisoner

those pfps are extremely gay thats true cornwallis

literally dating a child

your pfps are actually both accurate, an adult dating a teenager

cornwallis

can you translate what cunt means

i dont speak tea

yea thats what i thought it was but wasnt sure

we dont use cunt in america nor germany

so yea

britney can you fucking cut yourself honestly

like shut up

cornwallis you got mc right

lol

fuck up?

cornwallis can you be my translator lmao

your world probably sucked ass

i got learning german on my schedule finally

im on day 13 and ive already got a villager hall

get on my level dumb ass

cornwallis we gotta team up

im trying to make

an imperial ship

not starwars

german imperial

what is it even suppose to be

its like modern but with wood

doesnt make sense

true

my house pops off way more

day 31 and ive got a mending villager

i got my first one on day 12

without transporting them?

ive had to transport mine

ok if were having a dick measuring contest

@Hyperactive

this dumb god damn villager

wont move

finally got him

they left already

the person who asked if BLM killed any officers

shes retarded just ignore her

why do i feel like your a wehraboo lol

are you a wehraboo? @Kaiser Kühn

so your actually german i assume?

so your a wehraboo

wehraboo is someone who acts german

like slavaboo

then why is your name kaiser konig

why is your name emperor king lol

like rping a government @Hyperactive

why is your name emperor king lmao

no?

konig = king lol

konig can be a last name but its still king

lmao

ok emperor king

cant

lmfao

konig can be a last name but its still king dude

holy shit britney

wrist check

wrist check britney

ok emperor king

lmao

dude im fucking laughing my ass off rn

dude your named after the german sniper from enemy at the gates lol

erwin konig is the sniper from enemy at the gates and its considered fiction

konig does sound cool

but emperor konig is just emperor king

LOL

kaiser*

just do kaiser erwin lol

also is your PFP Wilhelm the II?

isnt he the reason germany is dog shit today

not the direct reason

but one of the reasons

and hitler

and also him

but yea

started WW1 and lost

and was insane

😎

germany didnt have to get involved

And i mean started ww1 for germany

i mean in the context that wilhelm started it for germany lol

i dont trust translation from "emperor king"

he larps @Hyperactive

wehraboos 😔

just some random shit

translate this for me

Milch und Kaffee bitte

what is Milch und Kaffee bitte