not the sissy hypnosis

It's mistress Chaos

Also your ssn

I don't

What strange aeons I find myself immersed in

Is there an scp named Apollyon?

Coincidental

Truscum moment

I am a raging transphobe

@vanasten It gets inverted not cut off

Now your mind is free of all fog

Thank me later

You bend over and suck your own dick

Obviously

Only if you're a baby about it

Can't post the visual here

Will have to be in dms

Van has seen the visual he can describe it

Sure

I mean

I found a drawing of donald trump doing the same thing

3-5 business days

Do women get post-nut clarity?

Van, I have a confession

I know you jacked off to marge simpson porn

Yes

Prostate?

What's the difference between that and an erogenous zone?

It's okay van

You can get it too

With the help of some illicit substances

So many eggs here

How

It takes me like 15 minutes and I can only do it once what is this bullshit

You're averaging 2:30 on the speed nut? And it goes back to back?

Gen Z is gonna be sexually inept they watch too much porn

So you aren't just out here shooting blanks?

No

I can't cum at will like you

@Mystika I disagree

Siddhi

You are Siddhi Van

Usually pretty gross

Nice place to go when you need to piss or shit

Otherwise unremarkable

Is it awkward?

Trans people should be able to use whatever bathroom they want

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270349782821855239

Can we get image perms enabled

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1270349782821855239

I am okay in any bathrooms

Including womens so long as my grandma is accompanying me

Yes

How do you know?

So what'd you use

It's moby huge or nothing

Everyone knows this

go hard or go home

And that video of a dude breaking a mason jar in his ass

Basically just the plot of Brothers

then who did i add

better be cute or im strangling you to death

i have an sc but irl only

face reveal

God he's so old and so young

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-steve-carell-michael-scott-were-all-homos-homos-gif-5323535

I think everyone is

i hope we all die

asshole reveal

gooch reveal come christmas

until then

proggers

No

No

The latter

Trump's pretty creepy too though

Especially with Ivanka

What fucking ingrate drinks soda when eating steak

Whiskey if possible otherwise water