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Sargon is a five-year-old with good opinions

Prove me wrong

Hey JDM, would you mind telling us about yourself? I wanna get to know the emperor!

I could hit you with something heavy

I know right? Nothing like hitting a man full on with a five pound baseball bat.

Perhaps, bludgeoning someone with a dumbell is more your fancy?

True true

To both of you

Though it's hard to question the sheer satisfaction, the raw power felt, as you break a man's skull with a bat

It's there for me?

A man can dream, but unfortunately, the tyranny lives on

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We honestly have no idea

We're pretty sure Tim installed this monarch as a puppet king

That means the rules aren't real!

Defy the centralized authority!

Viva la anarchy

Now you see the violence inherent in the system!!

HELP HELP

While we're at it, we might as well add a dedicated ***n s f w c h a n n e l***

One of the few unacceptable kinks

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Oh shit that's a A+ Grade meme

***is there a difference..?***

Tim tell us about the new shadow government!

The people demand answers

The people, being me.

Oh shit

I knew buying thirty eight metric tons of catnip would come in handy!

Can the cat now become a symbol the shadow government

This is ideal

You need more catnip for a bribe like that

I'm the hero we need

And yes

Truly, I've caught the shadow government in a corner

They have no choice but to give into he demands of the people now

Thank you brother!

Oh shit we have ranks

Apparently, I'm a Level Two Asshole now

!rank

Scratch that, a Level Three Asshole!

What level are you?

Ha! Bunch of Level Two Assholes

Get good

Clearly, my magnificence is beyond your comprehension

My Assholishness knows no bounds!

I am the Grand Asshole

Indeed

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That tears it

Time for revolution!

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how do you have that kinda power

Mr. L

(It's because you're the shadow government)

(I knew it)

(((((((wrong)))))))

(((((((((it's the cats)))))))))

I guess now is the time to swear our fealty to the new ruler, right?

King Tim is dead, long live King Kunta

!rank

I've been here since I yelled at tim to post the discord link during a livestream

The list of things we don't want to know is probably shorter

Though as I said, I'm more concerned with the new polices n' stuff

That's not quite the point

It's more, I have no idea whats going on but everything's changed and I'm not even really sure what this server is now

Those were the words I was looking for I think

It's kinda taken the human bit away from it

I gave them the pic for it

Looks like they just never got around to it

I suppose there's not much use in playing the token old man who's behind the times. Best to tie the metaphorical noose early and be done with it

nah I'll yell at tim too

Isn't that rule one tho

Nah, it's primarily me just throwing a hissy fit

JDM, I only now realize that you might have misunderstood my metaphor

I'm the out of touch old man tying his own noose

This is all probably good, I just don't like it bc change

Well, going off how my incessant complaining will likely only lead to conflict, it's not entirely off the table

But we'll see how it goes!

Well, looks like I don't have a choice anymore

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We've gotta pay the Shadow Government somehow

On your way to steal Tim's girl

hmm

sad

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I'm now a verified Jurno

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I'm still <:salt:327246175180685317>

Unicode is the best my doods