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Your girlfriend a cannibal?

Cannibalism

She walks in on Valentines day just throws a bunch of salt on you says “IM A EAT YOU UP”

I’m a feminist I believe a woman should be able to make a sandwich wherever she wants

Or he is not potty trained and is trying to ask for help

if you want to see weird toilets go to high school bathrooms they’re the weirdest

I went into the bathroom and Three toenail clippers in the toilet

Saw

On three different toenail clippers

Oh whoops dropped one time to pull out my spare

I mean why do people like taking video of public executions humans are weird and we like to video everything

You’d be amazed how many kids take a dump in the urinals at school just to be rebellious

I think last year like five different kids all took a dump in one sink and they were caught because apparently they were laughing too much

We had a kid throw up but he aimed up and it went on the ceiling

Someone brought a bottle of Tabasco sauce to school so this kid tried chugging it and it made him projectile vomit and he threw up on the ceiling