Hello people

Matt is my first Patreon pledge, I'm pretty happy about finally being able to support him in this way

how come i can't see anything in <#386676293200117781> ?

Why is this conversation reminding me of the sex scene in Demolition Man

I cannot even find a connection

i..... i don't........

WHAT????!!!??

Ban people not guns ✊

Lol

Hey guys i have a question

Does the hubub about russian meddling in stuff even have any merit?

Every other day i come into the living room where my mom is watching CNN, and every single time i hear or see something with the word russia

Well i always thought it was bullshit but because they're STILL talking about it, it got me wondering

Oooh new crowder vid!

Hillary running again do ya think?

I would think her running so close would be an incentive to run again

Lol

Remember that lady at the women's march who said she'd been thinking about blowing up the white house "a LOT"

Lmao

woo

new patron bros
*high five*

1v1 Modern Warfare Remastered style

is the dude caught yet?

i'm totally gonna meet the college's diversity quotas

OH YEAH today is wednesday

shit

if only i had an idea of what to talk about 🤔

boi

i hate being a patron while not having anything to even ask Matt because my mind is empty

"hi"?

fuckin then what

i'm autistic i cant even do small talk

15 minutes til rollcall i gotta make a decision lol

well i dont wanna go in there and yell allahu akbar

i'm also afraid of asking a question he's answered before

Hell I'm a patron and i miss every livestream

00f

Love it

Heyyy, that's pretty good.

what an absolute migga

I still have no idea what to talk to him about

http://fandom.wikia.com/articles/queer-mcu-women-could-fix-big-marvel-problem

🏳️‍🌈

i need yall to come in guns blazin and save me from California

finally i get to be executed

so i have a government question

hang on, i'm getting my proper setup of the question prepared, there's a lot of context

i'm making a nation for Dungeons & Dragons, and basically there are five towns within this small nation and each one is governed by a clan of Dragonborn (a race of dragonlike humanoids), and to handle national matters i want there to be a council of 5 representatives, 1 from each clan's local government that work closely with the clan leader. these representatives would be elected by the town citizens, while the clan leader would be determined by a dynasty. i dunno if this already has a term, but i'm pretty fucking daft and uneducated so please tell me what it is lol

Lol i stayed up til 4 figuring this shit out

I simplified the government because the players probably aren't going to be running for office

Hey guys

Guess i gotta leave

Jeez.
Jeez.
Jeez.

Lol i want that mug

Yis

Anyway

Is the scholarship at my college for only transgender folks in violation of anything, kind of like Title IX?

I dunno

I mean, it doesn't matter if they're a minority either way

It's still discriminatory

Ye i gotcha

I just had a dream i was playing board games with my family and a guy climbed over the backyard fence, busted in, and started strangling my aunt with a power cord to something. So i grabbed a screwdriver and jumped on him and repeatedly stabbed his neck angrily. The next place i found myself was in my room with the body, where i got on my computer to do research on the guy who's neck i just mutilated, and i found all this other horrible shit he did, so i got angry again and started stabbing his chest and found that he had no heart, that's why he wasn't bleeding.
I didn't report it to police because he was black and i knew it would be seen as a hate crime, and i woke up as i started to panic when i saw a police helicopter landed at my house.

Yeah...

I don't even live in an at all dangerous area

i made a server that was centered around free speech at one point and it was really well structured, but i deleted it because i wasn't sure at the time how big of a community remained from free speech advocates and those who just wanted a fair place to discuss issues

Wowzerz

I tried to show one of my friends that rap sheet, and he instantly refused to believe any of it due solely to the fact that it's Breitbart and he said "that's where steve bannon came from. nuff said"

Shit... I sent it to him when it was only 190

He's also German so he doesn't regularly see this kind of stuff

Right

Ah that reminds me

Was gonna watch a video about the censoring of the Berkeley riots in German news

https://youtu.be/orqD7B4DaOU

Tim you beat me down enough times with those early-video herdings to your Patreon that i had to do it

Peace

🤔

I don't recall general becoming shitposting but then again I'm new here kek

You are lol

Sounds good

thats a stupid looking flag anyway

What a ride.

Because you want people to understand where you're coming from?

I've never seen it that way

Yep

I watched that TEDx talk from that girl talking about pedophilia as a genuine sexuality

And while it *may* genuinely be a sexuality, if it is, it doesn't automatically mean they should be embraced by society

Jesus fuck people really fell for that Q shit

I heard they're assholes

Predictably

But they taste good

Actual quote from Anderson Cooper just now: "Sometimes the news gets things wrong, rarely, but it happens. And when we do, we correct it within minutes, even seconds."

Link pls?

i'm waiting for the day Discord folds and removes the white skin color emoji option because oppression 👌🏻

origin doesnt matter

it's not like "emoji" is a company, Discord is and they have emojis, and they're based in San Francisco...

lul

hecc