i pood my pants

ouchie

oww

theres brown stuff coming out of my pants

ouch

why is my pee red

guys my pee is red and my poop too what do i do

ouchie poop on my penis owww

im so fucking constipated its not even funny

drumpf can eat poo poo and chillary too

I just had the largest shit in my entire life. My log was a good 3+ feet long, curled up so perfectly inside of the toilet that I could have calculated the Fibonacci sequence from it.

I pissed so fucking hard the other day I cut the inside of my ceramic toilet bowl.

u mad bro? le epic trololol xD

I shit so god damn hard that I am considered my own space agency with my toilet as my launch pad.

Get fucked idiot

Roasted

who keeps on deleting my comments

ofrfnight best game

The flag lobby is funding the splitting of California and the integration of Puerto Rico and Guam.

xd

id buy it

Imagine having a 8'2 son

I shit so fucking much that I caused a new hole in the ozone layer.