Then you identify as an Arby's roast beef sandwich

TFW you realize the Arby's logo looks like a messed up dick head

muh waifu

Destrosexual is when you get turned on by destruction and fap to Godzilla movies

^

Because Trump makes the gesture while speaking it fit their narrative

USA will never fall. Rifle behind every blade of grass.

Most vets and gun owners are Republicans. Quickest war since Grenada

@ThreeOfOne go full Crocodile Hunter

Wtf is the obsession with avocado

Sexually identify as Mohammed

@momoneymoproblems quickly, and with lots of screeching

Gun owners mostly Republican

Farmers too

Bruh we have succession issues they're still trying to say Russia got Trump elected

Everyone get your assault beanies ready

Tactical beanie*

Battle lines are drawn around LA, SF and NYC

Identify as beani-sexual

RIP

Annex Canada lol

Wait what

Y'all wanna hear a true story about the time my backyard was invaded by a rogue emu?

Because I'm telling it anyway

I was a young lad of 14 when the emu invaded

I was woken up by my dad telling me to get up and come downstairs because I had to see something

My dad was the kind of dad jokes, and so I was skeptical

Eventually he said I needed to come see the emu. At this point I figured he was at least making enough effort that it would at least be a good joke

So I went downstairs and lo and behold, there was indeed a big ass emu standing in our back yard in suburban MD

Nope, I watched it for a minute

But then

Out of nowhere

A white blur came racing out of the woods

It was my cat, Cain.

Trying to take down an emu

And that emu hauled ass away from a cat

We later found out that apparently there was an emu farm nearby and that one had escaped

Why someone had an emu farm is a question that keeps me awake at night to this day

I just remember hearing my mom calling animal control and reporting an emu and having to explain to the person on the other end what an emu is

I thought everything in Australia was pronounced "oi cunt"

wipipo names

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WugoMkhWtak g'day cunts

@momoneymoproblems Same shit happens except with illegals here

When I installed cable there were a ton of houses that had put up shitty plywood walls and were housing literally a dozen people and charging rent in a single family house

Japanese people are so bad at driving I'm pretty sure that Pearl Harbor was accidental

I WONDA IF YOU KNOW HOW WE LIVE IN TOE KEY YO

You mean that movie?

Where they had an American put a Nissan V6 into a Mustang body?

Wasn't there a guy that was claiming that a white dude actually invented the Samurai?

Select the traits how? Do you mean by their choice of who they have kids with?

Genetic editing is an awesome idea but that shit is kinda terrifying

The only Dolly that matters is the one that sang 9 to 5

We're gonna punish him by making him do that shit for the army

@Pondo I stopped watching when it seemed like Joe was waaaaay too stoned to have a good convo

Where do you draw the line?

Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

@momoneymoproblems especially since if someone for example steals my car, I have insurance for that

The believe all women thing is fucking terrifying

Because in my first marriage my daughter in law falsely accused me of molesting her because I took her phone away as part of punishment.

@momoneymoproblems I think I was one of the people that immediately jumped on that bandwagon lol

I think what Joe does is whoever he has on as a guest he takes the opposite opinion and argues it

Now that I think about it I do mostly listen to his older stuff

Yeah nobody complained when they were giving an Oscar speech

Listening to Joe Rogan makes me want to go hunt elk

Jack Posobeic called it already, that they're setting up so they can use Barett's faith against her

ISLAMOPHOBE <--that's why

I mean, they got money in exchange for sex, so strictly speaking you aren't wrong

Nah cuz you still got that white privelege

That's why Twitter is so forgiving of Islam, because Jack got threatened by ISIS

Yeah some of their biggest stock holders are in the middle east

Imagine if Jack went on Shapiro's show

LMAO he @ him too

How the fuck have I never seen that before

Trump is the real first black POTUS

I thought Australia had different territories that did their own thing kinda like the US where there isn't a capital

There's a song by this dude named Upchurch called "Donald Trump" where the hook is "snatchin pussies up like I'm Donald Trump"

You're welcome https://binged.it/2RMBsOY

!rank

Lewis Spears "I'm Australian, so if I go more than thirty seconds without swearing...I'll fuckin die cunt"

Peak Australian

I knew about the furries before I knew about the bronies

Real Nazis would have been like "ok after seeing this shit, Jews are fine"

How are you gonna say being a furry is non sexual when the suits are made with holes and shit to get fucked

That never made sense to me

Imagine Trump tweeting about banning yiffing

Get hit by a car driven by a very confused person

"This dog looks really weird"

Usually handmade

I remember reading that the high end ones can cost like several thousand dollars

Imagine going into a bank and asking for a loan so you can get a fur suit

Telling them that no you don't need the loan to buy a car you're trying to buy a suit that looks like a rabbit

"On all levels except physical I am a wolf"

I honestly feel like the news and media in general went completely downhill after Obama passed that legislation about propaganda

I remember back when journalists were supposed to keep their opinions out of their reporting

It absolutely blows my mind that people don't see that

Aren't there countries where the ok hand symbol is just their way of showing "3?"

fuck yeah it's still a thing

I get called a Russian bot despite the fact that I've been on Twitter and active for like 6 years

You know what I really can't wait for?

When Tucker Carlson or someone else takes a page from Gorka and just unleashes hell on CNN and Acosta