Rescued a Pug yesterday .... Actually thought of teaching it some questionable shit

Unfortunately only had it an hour , took it joyriding instead 😂

Throw out some internet headbutts

Stan Lee.... 😔

F

Mrs bear is like do you eat ass ... Mr bear

Bring back the 1800s

Nah can't spit plague at people

If Rick and North went on a smack binge

Morty*

Rock n mortar

Shooting mortars at dodgey immigrants

Cunts better

Gotta drop it with a Yorkshire accent , bit like bastard

I'll give you tree fiddy

😂

Cum sock

Not about vegimite

Dench

Coke can Dan

Lmao

Green lantern is the biggest fag

Dressed as Deadpool

Don't disrespect my female privilege

Napalm is good for removing stains

She loves the cum

Eurgh

Easy pickings I suppose

I'd see a doctor

If my dick was multicoloured

Whack it in his gob

No

Pewdipie gives lesbians a bad name

Awwww... I'm tellin my mum

She's busy cleaning cum

More like a dry sponge

I'd literally love to just hang that little fucker upside down until his eyes pop out

Nah pdp

10 steps ahead ctfo

Sounds a bit rainbowy

I hope you stole that bitches chocolate

Dandelions

Not smoking weed is gay

It's only cool if you can afford it

Same

Oh shit I think we know each other

Your name tho

Are they like them attack helicopter people?

It's mushroom season

Like thanos

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Nobody... tosses a dwarf

Stan Lee has apparently pre recorded a fuck load of cameos prior to his death