Why be a fan of anyone?

@Deleted User Thanks for that mate:
This however is what I think of when someone says “Milton, paradise lost”
http://www.paradiselost.org/8-Search-All.html

Does 10 USD buy you a packet of fags in the US?

How about a free BJ in the toilets then?

But! Think of the children!

https://youtu.be/kRZe9cR1zqc

Let me put that in another place

https://youtu.be/kRZe9cR1zqc

You guys figure out how much spoof...

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Try those

And that’s the way I like it.

Hey. I like women a LOT.
Mostly I like the one I have, or who has me (flip a coin)
But I really enjoy having lots of them compete for my attention.
It’s my feminine side being unleashed

If you haven’t figured that out yet, you have a BFF. Not a GF.
I tend to share sexual favours with most people of the opposite sex who I like. Only two rules:

No family members, makes life too complex

Only one at a time. Two mother in laws = cruel and unusual punishment

I’ll see if I can get a copy.
My knowledge of the late Ottoman Empire is scratchy - and almost all from the perspective of other European empires 1700-1925

Is that a dead pool thing then? The crayon looks familiar

I think that’s your uncles body parts you feel lash

What bothers me, and I mean *really* bothers me is I cannot tell the difference between these clowns real shit and someone making a horrible parody of them

Saw that long ago I think. Datestamp?

@grant Some rare times it has been. Not often admittedly, and less so in the last 80 years

I was lucky enough to grow up with an aunt, sister like that

So I was immunised young

That came out wrong. I don’t have an aunt who is also a sister

And I’m deaf dumb and blind. Helps me deal with The Truth

So none then?

Oh good. Now I know where to go for mediocrity and groupthink. My troubles are over. Goodbye cruel world!

Meh. Show me a man who hasn’t at least tried to play in a band, and I’ll show you... an accountant

Notable. HuffPo. Term I’m looking for?
.... mutually inconsistent? Oxymoron?

Did like your azalea bit though @grant

Would they listen if you shot them dead?

Well, I never played but I was a karaoke terrorist

And I got laid by groupies lots

But yes, I was an accountant at one point👹🤣

Cat, I’m just glad that the very few records my and my friends attempts were back in the days of Betamax/vhs

Places would actually pay us to not show up

Try thrash metal punk lyrics going “a motherfucjer I may be, but the mother I fuck don’t belong to me...”

It was. And lucrative, except we mostly got paid in beer

It was indeed pretty bloody awful. On any dimensions

My parents had the musical ability of the Dalek Boys Choir

I wasn’t much better

I can carry a tune these days if I liquidise it first and mix it with a smoothie

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek

Good for drumming?

Yeah. Like the squid desert warfare squad. Highly trained.

Or, “if at first you don’t succeed... parachuting is possibly the wrong pastime for you”

Just a random thing as it’s late, and I’m a bit twisted right now

During the Second World War the brits notice that the Germans and yanks have trained parachutists

So they scramble to do the same

They send s Gurkha regiment for training, and the guys are told their first jump will be from only 300m

Very unhappy troops. They ask for a lower insertion highs as they not sure if more than 10% will survive from 300m

It was supposed to be a tower sim with chutes, they just thought “jump out plane”

They were fine with 50% casualties from 50m but thought 90% from 300m was a bad idea

And that’s why you don’t tangle with these types. Not because they are good, they are just insane;)

I rather like insane people. I can relate to them

Interesting.
I have these discussions with my kids. But they are early teenagers. And 2/3 of them are certifiable nuts in different ways

I’ll send you a DM tomorrow (because I’m crawling into bed now) which might amuse

Hormone control. I’m not joking. A fair number of women take birth control for medical reasons unrelated to fertility

Just as I take half a disprin every day or two not because I have headaches, but for the anti-clotting side effect.

The troll is strong with them

Coal miners? Fuck you idiots, learn to code!

Journalists? Nah, we can’t get our fingernails broken

The irony is vast

I’m currently trying to figure out in what universe the hypocrisy is consistent. I think I’ve found one

It’s not that bad. Just media and political type mostly

My kids are ok. Although they do give poor reports about teachers and fellow students

And my girl is a psychopath leftie. For all the right reasons

https://youtu.be/y7ShPagA8Ns

Wait three weeks

That little one was the trump shutdown

The next is the democrats🤣

@Salacious Swanky Cat You mean all the PhDs in feminist romantic comedy?
Check it out Chloe somethingorother

@anlam I grew up in Africa and also got told off if I slouched around.

There were upsides;)

I thought it was an extremely cunning move

Because when it goes back on... it’s all on the dems

And shutting down a swamp is as good as draining it

Ah. So mentally stable then

Wait: custody dispute?

Theyze got kids?

He doesn’t look old enough.

Unlike the Canadian chick who sits next to him in home class

The girl who sat next to Charles landeross at school?

My wife and I were talking for a few hours today about kids sex ed, et etc

I think evidence for my three sexes hypothesis is getting harder

Give him another chance

Search for the joke if you don’t get it. I’m sure it’s out there in the collective millennial mind

You fight your battles, I’ll fight mine. If you can send me a few antique destroyers, I’ll send you some German scientists and heavy water

That blowjob I have must count for something

I used to before I started taking it

Give me a while to get to PC

I’ll pop cat a copy too

Maybe they can come up with a new language which is not binary and only run on non-racist hardware?

Licensed and approved by the People’s Democratic Socialist world government of course!🤣

With a non-hierarchical DB layer

In the final analysis, to be a comedian, you have to have a few loose screws.