hello

@Donaldus Triumphus

i am well how are you?

trump is my dad

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i'm don jr.

not joking

my gf says she has a crush on The Don 😵

she wants me to let her add him to her freebie list

should i do it, guys?

the upshot is i'd get to add someone to my freebie list in return 😏

maybe i'll add melania 😋

would you guys do it?

oh yeah definitely ivanka

good call

if you ever have a chance to sleep with someone on your freebie list, you're allowed to

you wouldn't do it?

ivanka for donald?

i really wouldn't mind if donald did my girl

it's donald

how many people get to say their gf slept with the don?

exactly

trump fucked my girlfriend!!!!

that means me and donald have shared the same pussy!

we're practically cum bros

wow i can't believe i'm this lucky

well trump was on her freebie list

and i have ivanka on my freebie list

but i fucked her the same day she fucked trump

i told her to not take a shower

i wanted to get inside her as quick as i could after trump vacated her pussy

it was less than 5 hours

now i just have to get with ivanka 😋

what do you mean?

like where is the right chat?

also i'm dead serious

my girlfriend does escorting

isn't this general politics?

<#418657008409903105> ?

well it wasn't about me and my girlfriend

it was about trump having sex with my gf

<#402338028523094018> ?

although to be clear i did have sex with her less than 5 hours later

wanted to get as close to donald as i could

maybe next time we will double team her

but ok i hear you, <#433755181805469706>

If trump #MeToo'ed you, would you let him do it?

Low key I wanna get #MeToo'ed by trump ngl

What it's the truth lol

Trump is a daddy

You wouldn't let him be your daddy?

Sad!

Baby!

lol LIB TEARS

ugh guys what should i do

i just found out my MOM is a liberal

and kept it hidden from me <:feelsbadman:363124318290444288>

link?

also any suggestions as to how i should handle my predicament @ReyHabeas ?

my mom being a libcuck @ReyHabeas

not sure what i should do...

i'm thinking maybe i should just engage in calm, cool, good faith debate; present evidence to support my points; and avoid the use of ad hominem attacks or other logical fallacies

surely i can cause her to change her mind through this method

right?

but she's my mom! think about how this reflects on me, to be directly related to a libcuck who has no understanding of logic OR reason!

you think if i just call her "Cuck" instead of "Mom" every time i talk to her, maybe that will cause her to change her mind?

like, "Hey, Cuck!"

"Make me a sammich, Cuck!"

etc etc

i have also considered planting my lifesize replica Ben Shapiro droid (which is his actual height - 58 inches tall!) outside my bedroom door and program it to say *"Warning! Warning! All who enter this room are subject to the laws of logic, reason, and facts. Enter at your own risk!"* every time someone walks near my door

honestly i'm just pissed i'm related to a cuck

maybe i'll put a sign on my door that says "no cucks allowed"

or perhaps: "all liberal tears must be checked at the door, we have no time for political correctness in here. i don't care if you're my mom, because in THIS room, you're an **illegal immigrant**, and you must be **DEPORTED**."

what do you think @ReyHabeas ?

that ought to show her i think

show her who's boss

wow ok so i just got in a huge fight with my cuckass lib mom

i told her she's a libcuck and said she has no understand of facts, logic, or reason

then she called me autistic <:feelsautisticman:363121877343797249>

good evening @Dutchman94

so that's when i called her a bitchass feminazi

and told her to get back in the kitchen

and then mooned her and slammed my door shut

then she told me i was having an "autistic episode" and wanted me to take some pill

i said fuck that shit i aint no cuck im an alpha

i dont need gay pills

does she even know how many chicks i've fucked using the PUA tactics i've honed over the years?

she says i'm a virgin

ugh it's infuriating

ok i did

she wants me to take the autism pills again

you know she's a lib, right?

i'm a PUA master

i don't have autism lol trust me

umm no why?

is it for alphas?

i'm a cerfified alpha

my and ma boi trump daddy

i've fucked 23 girls in the past 3 years since i started using elite PUA tactics