How are my fellow Americans?

Great, come join me in Hawaii!

Well, we can have some Democratic "fun". ;)

Fantastic!

Ah yes.

Fellow American, why must you turn on me?

I am offended by that statement.

We are trying to spread the good word

Get us back into office!

More like, Barack 2020

Nothing is impossible

thank you

He is my friend.

Mao Zedong

May Stalin rest in peace

I use my Hammer and Sickle to assassinate people that I dislike

I can't tell you

I haven't done it yet..

Because it's illegal so if I get caught I'll go to jail

No, I don't do the police dirty like that, when I get consequences, I deserve to get them fully

Excuse me?

I'm not even at that age yet

lolololololol

It *is* bs

Who said that I wasn't?