an /ourguy/ subversion

i did that once

rip my peen

my balls hurt so bad after

you have no idea

wait

if you get castrated how do you pee

also yes

10.5 hours

10 and a half and i never want to do it again

ohshit

thats some big brain nibba shit

yeah but what if like hillary clinton castrated me with her stilletos

how would i pee

just theoretically

but what if scar tissue covers the hole

it could

whoah

wait a sec fellas

holy shit

if poo is stored in the butt cheeks, then how come in the human centipede, when the doctor cuts off their buttcheeks to sew the mouth to their anus, they can still poop in the other persons mouth?? 🤔🤔🤔

seriously fellas

how does it work

but like how does it work

they dont have buttcheeks so they shouldnt be able to

https://youtu.be/-0vPqxSVaG4

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WTF
the jews made mr noodle black

this is not my mr noodle

pissed rn

yeah

thats my mr noodle

not this

fucking niggers

yeah man

hes been replaced by a monkey

yeah ik

but mr noodle

fuck

jfc

who knows

i wouldnt even be surprised at this point

yeah, stronk *people* with vaginas can go by mr. too

I have bubbles in my ear

fuck

taking a high T bubble bath <:chad:402359917819985931>

Yep

I cropped on the cream 💩

too late

SHIDDED.com

GAY.dead

NIGGER.lynched

READ.siege

Read book by author

so youre black

yeah okay spaghetti nog

italians are subhuman change my mind

My hatred for women had reached levels I didn't even think were possible

Fucking females

This has surpassed irony, my life has literally become fucking sodom and gomorrah and it's all because of one fucking whore

I am ready to Elliot Rodger the entire universe

My mother

Nah nah nah

You don't understand

I don't even want to call her my mother anymore now that I know what I know

she used to be a porn star

I am so pissed and disgusted rn

Yeah and that's not even the worst part

My younger brother told me, because he discovered it when he got off to one of them without realizing it was her

I feel so nauseous

I'm not praying for that fucking bitch

She belongs in hell

what if I'm not even legitimate
Jesus Christ

Dear God I hope it wasn't bbc

No, you're speaking to me as a weak fag

I'm a Christian and you better believe I'm damn cursing her to hell

I love that which is good and I hate all that is wicked.

I don't know and I don't fucking want to know

I have so many questions right now but I'm too fucking disgusted to even ask

Yeah I think I'm gonna be sick

That bitch does not have my forgiveness nor will she ever

It doesnt feel real

this is so fucking messed up man I just want to wake up and have it be a nightmare

17

No clue how old the porn is, I didn't ask, so for all I know I might not be legitimate

Jfc

Some

Not much to last me long though

Oh believe me I plan on it

Because I'm fucking messed up right now and there's no way in hell I'm telling anyone irl that my mom's a literal whore

she might as well be

Im fucking disowning her

"don't call your mom a whore when she literally fucked people on camera for money and disgraced your family name and has probably mentally fucked up your younger brother for life" - 66:6 somechapterBancaliforniamadeup

She's not my mother anymore so fuck honoring her