Hello!

I usually am!

:D

Im a tough nut :P

Will do Todd!

Ill try mr besy

Dangit

This phone has a really small keyboard

Whats up?

That spunds unhealthy

What?

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 What does that mean?

:o

Make sure to breathe

Oh, im sorry

Oh my pfp is being used out of kindness

I usually draw my own pfps

A friend made it for me

Thank you?

Thats ok

I cant spell neseccarily

^^

I can relate

That too

I have a pc im just in bed right now

..p

?

You seem like a powerful weeb

Im not sure what that actually grants you but well done nonetheless

Ouch

Im sure they are!

And i support you on ypur journey through rehab

What were you addiced to?

..children?

I dont know what that is, sorry

Sounds serious though, im glad you got off it

Have a nice night!

Im not sure

But im more of a radical centrist

:P

Truth be told i dont really know enough about politics to have a side im proud of

I just watch Count for the funny mans

Have a lovely sleep!

^that would be bad

I suppose so

Im moving into university though to the smart man would vote labour

Ill take it up the ass :P

Neither, i was just joking

Sorry to get your hopes up

:>

That hair shop is a bit off

well

shoot my boot

Youre almost right

Im not gay, and id never be but ive always wanted to see how much i could look like a cute girl

You get £5

Congrats

You can probably make a bomb pretty easy, too

I hear napalm is very easy to make

I trust you

I AM a trained chemist!

Oh shit

Well ill be off to go play some league if you guys dont mind

See ya in a bit

<3

Heya, im back from league

Heya!

Whats going on?

Another day in the dankcord

Have a nice night!

Oh there he goes

I wonder if you guys would be able to tell if I made an alt

Oh no

Ive been rumbled

I must go into hiding from the pedo police

Youll never find me!

I have the power of.. uhh

Memes

She ate too much

Is that the.. white precipitation stuff?

Some people just got it

I decided to become an artist so what do i know

Sure

Oh

Im broke :<

Swag money, yo i got a funky fresh new pfp that isnt anime so now i deserve an opinion

Sorry

You dont get an opinion

Sweet dreams <3

Oh

He has been spooked

Cat universe saw souls and the cat saw back into

Yes

My cat is a fuzzball

And an arsehole

Uh oh

Ohhhh noooo

Austrailia

YES

I GUESSED THE THING