piercings? but the egyptians did it, maaaan

correct pronoun: it/that thing

happened to me too when i worked at a pizza place in high school

New years resolutions :DDD

V E G A N *fitness*

why not? masculinity so fragile hehehehe....

its funny you mention being white since pretty much all workouts would work for a white dude. just look at everyone whos in worlds strongest man

thats pretty good

that's some very niche trolling

i'm not sure how people would consistently react to something like that

like playing overwatch

im a global citizen

fun fact

literally had to take a class at my uni where we were conditioned to think "globally"

because we have international students BLah blaH blah

woah woah woah are you talking about investing?

look man ive got it down you see

I Bought Bitcoin

of course middle aged people can think stupid things

most do

most americans will live totally worthless mundane lives

like my LGBTQ ally high school physics teacher who angrily replies to trump tweets

oh no, it's a 46 year old man

i always had a theory he was a huge pervert

no

he is "married" with 2 daughters

i think he masturbates to the school girls

girls would constantly come visit him in between passing periods to chat with him

there was like 10 of them who did that

he made the class so easy even the stoner burnouts could pass it

and that's not because he was good at teaching

yes

well to be fair it was a very competitive school

the top 10s were only white and asian kids

there were a decent amount of mexican kids considering it's central texas but they were still a minority

depending where you are, yes

i mean besides the whole "whiteys homeland" thing there are good physical benefits that come with prolonged exposure to the cold

cold shower meme

i only eat hot dogs and SPAM

id just be like

KIIIIIIIIKE

slam DUNK!

basketball morality

a whole new playing field in the world of philosophy

not wrong

black people still seem to have the sense to NOT shove things up one's ass

if the particular hood is small enough, they'll get jumped on sight

that also means lots of microbreweries

i remember in my 4th grade class we had to draw a person on this little gingerbread-shaped cutout that represents what our ancestors would have looked like

kids would split down the cutout and draw 2 different cultures on there

1 was like native american/west europe, some would do different clothing features from around europe

visible big brane

the existence of this song is one of the strongest doses of blackpill ive encountered

i actually did have plans to leave the house today and go look at the hundreds of rainbow flags downtown

it makes no sense to me why so many gay people were afraid after the orlando shooting

don't they know where their lifestyle will end them up before any bullets come their way?

imagine the backlash we would have saw if a white man would have done that shooting

*smacks lips* thank da lawd for dat 😂 👏

i just came back from heading downtown

it's never been more obvious to me that kaczynski was right than now

truly the best of white america

im sure this guy has a very good understanding of fascism

learning about "the holocaust" in middle school was enough

actually... college is a human RIGHT

why does it always look like their hair smells like SHIT

i hate fat people

they arent perfectly healthy, they are fat

power metal is completely insufferable

ELO?

oooo wa-a-a-a-a

musical representation of "good vibes only ✌ "

animal collective

many stuff you would find over at 4chan's music board

sure

they aren't the most obvious, but that board is very left-leaning

wouldn't know that

yes

there was a period in time where i liked to go on the music board a lot, then i started going exclusively for the metal threads

that stopped around a year ago though, it is too embarassing

those people just talk about power metal and glam metal

and worship deathspell omega

proof that weightlifting alone doesn't make you masculine

nothing says "traditional wife" like a young girl putting on makeup for the camera with a 100% male audience

nobody is happy when they spend most of their time consuming television

in catechism in high school there was some mega dyke that apparently had surgery to become a ""man"" and the leaders congratulated her

jesus would have voted for bernie

rimless glasses are the new counterculture

Pope Quentin Tarantino

my father told me about him witnessing some MENSA gathering near his office, and told me he had never seen so many obese people in one area before

they have used their high IQs to rationalize their extreme hedonistic lifestyle

after all, when you really think about it, what good does having an actual female partner do? all that effort, having to please her and such, when i could just get the same feeling with my hand?

#MGTOW

i like to think about it like this: a math professor, brilliant in his field, but too socially impaired to learn to drive and has to take a bus to campus every day

you can get into MENSA if you're just really good at chess puzzles

then you enter in the organization to find out they are just discussing last night's john oliver

"Ah, yes," the black man said, lighting his crack pipe. "I finally understand, I am violent because I have a low IQ."

BUT THEN WHO CREATED GOD?

DMU down as well