King Howard III

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2017-10-04 01:46:13 UTC [The Right Server #shitpost]  

@here

2017-10-04 01:46:19 UTC [The Right Server #shitpost]  

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

2017-10-04 02:12:03 UTC [The Right Server #shitpost]  

Ye?

I believe people need to allow the man to breath. He is doing a good job, he is dealing with DPR Korea in the best way possible. Every president to deal with Kim regime has failed, trump is using a method of fear to scare them into not messing with us. He states favts, if you threaten us, you will no longer exist.

Everything he does or says, people hate on him for. He isn't doing that bad.

I'm a jew and I hate jews

I'm not purebred

But every purebred jew I know sucks

That's why my Jewishness is great

I'm an eastern european, western european, American bred, hardworking Christian jew.

You can call me a mutt

The ones that cry and say trump is starting a new holocaust are the problems

Whites are NOT allowed to ask questions

@FlareKR yeah they are

@Sheepdog my Jewish background is like 2-3 generations back, do you think that means my jew card expired?

Because a Jewish kid in my class says it did

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