Its the one year i actually need socks

Instead ive jist been offered sex and food

All my work socks are shreds of material now

Yes

I need new socks

Rip m8 used to be on steoids every winter as a kid

Prednisolne or whatever

Spelling ?

This is the second year in a row ive not needed them and beleive me nu fingers are crossed i dont need them again people take breathing for granted and im out here just enjoying that i can, wish you a dpeedy recovery my weak lunged friend

Nobody *actually* buys socks, they just wait until xmas where they spawn in stockings

If athmsa sucks then you should be happy she has it

I have, i had athsma

Stop not commiting suicide rn

Vegan gains

Id let you put my head between your thighs

Real.thigh posting hours?

Women dont poop

Does it feel hawt flexing your bum hole while talking to an internet chat full of sexually.deprived males

^

Never forget what it takes to build a project car

All the kids ringing to say why is mah xbox nu worky

Real pizza hours

*the plot thickens*

5 mins

Have a good xmas niggers

Oh the whore is here

I actually got a lynx set

Ripperoni

Mopar

Lesbians shave?

WELP. xmas got boring fast

Traps are only gay if they fuck you

Anyine here from the west midlands?

Know any good tattoo shops about

My boy has closed up

Thug lyfe

What the nig

Just went for the worst shit ever i am dissapoint

I love shitting and hate it when its not a good experience

Nigger clothes

Wanting to look like one of the ghetto folk

Boys, whats the last working day of this minth

Month

Trying to figure out when i get paid

Seeing as the cunts wont pay before xmas

Its employment

Oof

Oof x2

Wew

Cats are gay

Traps are only gay if they fuck you

Walk softly and carry a big penis

Ive got a spiky anal bumsex dungeon full of umbrellas with no material on the umbrella part

Niggers watch amime

Im drunk you fuck

IM SORRY THAT MY HAND EYE COORDINATION IS NOT PERFECT

Rip

Yeetus that feotus

I love thighs, is this real thighposting hours?

They are hairy as sin

But thicc as fook

Ill be into you though bb

The whore has arrived

Imout

Cut off your head then your nails are no longer an issue

Neither is yours whore

Weed im so edgy

All my google email consists of is sexual performance enhancer offers, russian singles and local sluts and people trying to give me free money

Beetlejuice is gods final gift to man

Ecuses

X to you too bb

I tried

Im still coming down off red bull rn i couldnt sleep if i wanted to

I bet it is @Tea

Flicking your bean for 18 hours in a row is not a project

Its a mission

A coffee bean

Look im still on the night before xmas so dont judge

Oh shut up you whore

I tried green tea once its poison

Its trying to communicate

Regular run of the mill tea is good

With hobnobs

Whore, speak only when adressed

Whoops

Typo

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I just have a strong dislike

Ive had 3 of the bastards

Ive also got 3 dogs, cats and dogs are both 0's

Get a kakariki

Its more what they bring back of a night

It was leaves and dead birds for ages

Two sugars

My arsehole is bitter and brown

Well im listening to some ghettotastic music rn

Id smash
With a hammer

I drank way too much redbull last night i couldnt sleep if someone hit me over the head

Has anyone ever built a model kit car?

I meant more the shelf sized ones but caterhams are kool as a mofo