Yes, its a bomb site

NeCk

Ireland is a literal shithole

Any brits wanna go invade the potato peasants for xmas?

Come then m8

French doesnt count m8

No french or welsh, or people from cornwall

Or northerners

Oh

Northern as in like north english

Because fook me have you ever met one

Fuck the french

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

I live in birmingham m8 dont worry about it

Handsworth at that

Its 4.14am and i am listening to reggae dancehall and eating polo mints what am i doing with my life

🦃

Ive eaten 2 slices of toast and a whole pack of green grapes since 9pm friday

Hes a pisshead there is a difference

2 sides of the same coin

Well im still on a serious come down and cant stomach the sight of food so i have learned my lesson

If the only way im getting laid is drugs on hurst street, im in

Auto N/A?

The N/A autos are shoite

Manual twin turbo targa top

The 2JZ is THE most aftermarket supported engine ever made

Close second is the Cosworth YBT

Get an 86 Corolla

I couldnt afford a cossie so i bought an RS2000 as a project

Escort RS Cosworths sell for about 42k

Sierra Saph RS Cosworths are about 30k

3dr RS's go for weeeeew dolla

Especially RS500's

But the standard issue can go for easily 80 90k

NO

Its time to STOP

*SCHTOP*

I need to go and see my mom and siblings in a few hours to say merry xmas and give them presents and i am still steaming

Pills are for shills m8

Ill just display myself as an anti role model and let them all know to not follow my life choices

Cucumbersnatch?

Truthfully i need a cup of tea and a fag

Ive booked off 2 weeks for xmas

I saved all my annual leave all year just to have 2 weeks

I was offered gritting public roads work but i politely devlined

I love my job i can put both middle fingers up at my boss and litterally say fuck yerself m8 and he takes that as an acceptable respinse to "fancy gritting over xmas"

I keep asking for my p45 as a joke

Paper

Happens to the best of us

You need it if you want to get paid at your next job as my team mate found out when she quit

Usually you get it in the post but they fucked her over

You have to download it off the system at work the day you leave as they close your account midnight the day after

But they senr her a letter a week later saying oh by the way you need to get your p45...a week too late

Rip

Yerp

And by association they fucked me as i am too good hearted and gave her £300

Shouod have charged her a blowie

Nah i cant sit there with money when my mates are struggling

I was all paid off anyway just had no spending money that month

Same

Learn to use gift bags

And ask for them back boxing day

Yes, 1 bit of sellotape at most

Life hacks #6567

Hi

My blood sugar

To be fair this tea is impriving my mental condition

Wew

Socks are like johnnies for your feet and im a go raw or go home guy

Slip

Mate im ready for my next cup of tea

Ive shit out of my dick before

Has anyine ever tried this

I dont need advice i just want to know results to asking to pip the diddly doo

Wew

My thighs are like a forest carpet

Feeling cute might delete later dm me for noodz

My stomach is resenting basic human functions rn

Pipe doon nigger

Sealed with tiger seal

As common as cheap currency

🤔 👀

Traps arent gay if they dont fuck you

Im actually listening to trapper of the year rn

https://youtu.be/iSInJlKobUQ

Yes

Depressed coont

Morning

@Maxalot mornin dood

I rescued a mouse but he died recently

R.i.p

Weeew im working off this alcohol poisoning

Thats all im working on

I was offered to helpnthe council grit the roads for triple rate but i said fucknthat

So if you slip its my fault as i didnt help so fuck you

Tits

Or gtfo

I was once told i couod sing "rar like a yardie still"

By one of my ghetto comrades