I hope your pizza rolls are never fully cooked

Literal autism in it's most chaotic form

Anyone hear about the shrek remake?

No Nut November is a government conspiracy to cover up Nut November, in which you try to nut as much as possible

Where my H-E-B boys at for Texas?

@YeetshirtNinja just got here. What did Monica do

I have no clue what's going on. I feel like a child listening to his parents argue furiously before dad sends mom to the shadow realm with his belt

Spicy shit is worth it and everyone outside of the Southern US just be a bunch of pussies

Cow juice is best juice

@Nip Crippler ironic because my Neanderthal of a roomate uses milk as his main intake of sustenance for breakfast and working out

Cold spinach is good

@LmaoMoni then perish like a dog

Salad is underrated and can be a main dish if made well

No wonder you're fucking retarded

Chili is fucking good

@LmaoMoni so you're just a brainlet

Everyone racks on high school being shit but middle school was objectively worse. A bunch of kids that think they're on high school that behave like elementary school kids. Literally the worse anime crossover

I find it strange that like 90% of black people get their steaks really really cooked to the point of saltine level dryness

+giveme concent

+giveme consent