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Wassup fuckers

Yeah yeah

Calm ye tits

Done

Ye backwards developed shit tossing fucking baboon, now thats an insult to remember

Police should be allowed to open fire freely on antifa, afterall... they're terrorists.

Tea you'll need it when im done with you lad.

This one aussie girl is constantly hitting on me cuz im scottish, literally just about it.

Even asked her why.

Good on ya slim jim

@Tea Aberdeen, why?

Beg your fucking pardon?

Ever been to glasgow?

You hurt my feelsies

I cannae read your hurtful words anymore.

Lads, lets not shit on eachother for our cities... we're Scottish

Not American

Lets be glad we're not english, aye?

Nah

Free education

Fairly low taxes

Compared to english at least

Please my minecraft stick can only get so solid.

Edinburgh is nice

Rockstar north headquarters are there

My sister worked there

As a cleaner but still

Thats how i knew red dead 2 was happening like over a year

Before reveal

Apparently im a traitor because I don't like football but love baseball

I love baseball, its a big part of who i am, its a long cliche uncle story.

Softball is gay

Baseball is not

Im sadness cuz of you

😢

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/464101088350568488/519703219807453184/Shad-Scuse.gif

Made it myself.

Its fairly bad but still

Yeh yeh

Its already there

Don't mind me guys

Noooo

*Napalm drops*

Gee whiz

When you and your fellow autistic 4chan warriors waste years trying to kill tumblr but tumblr kills itself.

*Intense sobbing in retarded*

Yup

Normies in denial

Deadass

I don't

Never said i am from 4chan

Its mocking 4chan

I like... planes

Planes are cool

The aussie chick i was talking before wants to join australian airforce

She's 5'3

No way she'll get in

SAS is not meant to be made of men, its supposed to be made of the best, and if a woman passes she has full right to join.

Men are in general

But if she as a single person passes she should be allowed

Yup

In a year or so im applying for royal marines

Im making a mistake by saying it but being 5'5 is helpful... people underestimating me was my biggest advantage for past couple of years.

Weebs burn

Plis go cmmit daie

People who don't like bagpipes deserve to be publicly executed

By an electric chair with a dry sponge

Cuz bagpipes

Dude i heard some lad play despacito on bagpipes here in aberdeen on union street 2 weeks ago

Yesterday some irishmen were playing an irish jig on union street and they got boo'd and then beaten up

Never

Quit

I'd go "Well thats not me bloody problem, innit!"

I identify as a unique gender nr 7304756621847

Haha i got no job,mafia is paying me to look away

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Racism towards white people =/ exist

+Giveme consent

ayy

Today i gave 2 mormon christians an existential crisis after quoting Emperor Marcus Aurelius when they asked me why im an Agnostic Atheist...

dunno, i think its something to do with me being born in scotland to scottish parents

cuz of me uncle.

jokes on you faggots, im a door knob.